Guys, meet Zeus, courtesy of Jamie.


Oh PS. he teaches physics kthnxbai.

JAMIE AGAIN. You might remember me from before, but if you don't, well, um. Educate yourselves.

I'm here with my second character, Grayson Alkire. AKA Metatron. AKA the guy who said everything attributed to the One True Lord, because hey, he's the voice of God. Kind of like a sign language interpreter except without all the hand signals. Anyway.

Grayson has arrived at Montenegro U for the very first time. Neat, huh? Except not. Why? Because reasons, which I have outlined for you in the handy list that follows.

a. He only discovered he's an angel like, six months ago.
b. He doesn't actually know why he's here, other than that he feels like he should be.
c. He doesn't really know that there are reincarnates of a sort that don't exactly fit into his dogma (yikes), or that there are fallen angels running around (double yikes).
d. He's still squaring with the fact that HE WAS DUMPED BY HIS BFF AND WOKE UP IN THE BODY OF A 24-YEAR-OLD WITH FRECKLES AND ORGANS AND NO NOTE. NO NOTE AT ALL.

You can see the dilemma here. Halp.

Howdy, everyone. My name is Jamie and I am BRAND STINKIN' NEW. I present to you the artist formerly known as Inari, who was in fact not an artist at all but rather a god. Of rice. That's right.

In his current form, Inari goes by London Fujita, a business major in his sophomore year. London enjoys being snarky, eating, and laughing. Also, sometimes he is a fox, during which time it is possible that he will do one or all of the following to your character:

1. Sleep on or in their bed.
2. Eat their food.
3. Destroy one sock.
4. Use their homework for a toy.
5. Eat one or both of their shoe laces.
6. Barf in their shoe(s).
7. Thump them with his fluffy tail.
8. You get the picture.

London isn't exactly a prankster, but he does enjoy laughing at other peoples' expense, teasing them, and being hard to pin down in general. He is a little selfish and possibly a bit of a drama queen. Plots?!