Greetings citizens of Montenegro!

Jackie here, racking up another one for the Native American pantheon. This here is Tabananica - Tab, please - Gallagher, or the artist formerly known as Coyote. If you're pretty (And you are.) chances are high that Coyote has hit on you. (No really. They're incredibly high.) I'd make a chart, but it would just be one of those line graphs that start at the top and just stay there. Forever. It's pretty much how she says hello.

She will be serving as your friendly, neighborhood tech-god - fixing your jacked electronics and replacing the school website's front page with tasteful nude Photoshoppings of the Dean. (You're welcome.) More info can be found here.