I figured that I'd OOC this thing first. Because I can. Scope out some poor, unfortunate souls interested in a job in the IT Department. (Because, really. Who wouldn't be?)
Tab's idea of an Internal Memo is safely contained beneath the cut.
Pay is decent, hours are flexible, and Tab actually isn't actually a terrible boss at all. She enjoys backtalk and a certain degree of healthy insubordination. She also likes giving presents and spontaneously appearing in people's laps. (It's not sexual harassment. It's affection.) And she provides her minions with Nerf guns and everything.