ELAINE: snort. Helen on a good day. I'm aware there is other excellent suggestions in there but I keep giggling at that and cannot move past it. (but, for serious, Elle needs to stop automatically hating people... that would make my life easier. Working on it!)
HERACLES: OMG, LION WRESTLING!!! This one time, Sean was drunk and wrestled a bear but he knew it wasn't a real bear but sometimes... it was a real bear. this proves to be much more epic and also make more sense.
and he will be very very patient as troilus talks horses. so patient.