With some of their names its ridic easy to make fun of or sound out in a retarded manner. He'll try? but eventually he might just find a stable and shackle him to a pony.
Well how was he supposed to know! There's a ton of gods and goddesses, oracles, seers, etc. Have you looked at wiki? THERE ARE SO MANY OH MY GOD it probably overwhelmed him. Besides, that's like opening a can of terrible worms. ...why would Hya have on a helmet? Oh god, Berkeley. They met on Shattuck at Jupiter and got shit faced drunk with all the undergrads from UCB at Christmas.
I will bet you I knew someone who knew someone who knew you. Or someone who knew you.