Lined up what would have been the greatest gig in this actor's career so far, and the idiot blew it because he got so drunk last night that he slept straight through the audition and every single attempt I made to reach him. Now I have to butter up the casting director to give him another shot, and he and I have history.
Looking for suggestions for some quick stress relief besides biting out someone's throat literally. "Sex" is the obvious answer, so unless you're offering, something more clever is preferred.