Text - August Aphorisms - August 1st [01 Aug 2012|01:24pm] Here are this month's pot winners. There were some long shots that came up to win. Winner-of-Most-Fights: Stephen King Died-Most-Often: Stephanie Meyers Biggest-Prize-Won: Mary Shelley Crowd's Favorite: C.S. Lewis I hear something's got loose from the labs...something the Scientists don't want turned loose. Keep an eye out and report anything strange to me. Especially if people start turning up dead. I've told people this before, but I'll tell you all one more time: Stay out of the goddamned fishpond! Since you all want to play in the water in this heat (hell if I know why) the Scientists have set up an above-ground pool near the patio. No drowning anyone, or I'll get them to take it right back down. And no sex or shit or piss or blood or milk or tentacle slime or food or alcohol in the water or you can bet I'll be taking it out of your hide and out of debt. For those who dodn't want swimming, I dug out the wading pools. There's only two so share nicely or I'll knock heads together. To the idiot on the second floor who thought it would be funny to grind a wad of Silly Putty into my common room's carpet: I know exactly who you are and you will live to regret it. One of the old oaks has come down at the edge of the forest. If I have to rescue anyone from the hollow trunk you will regret it. currently has 14 comments ( leave a comment )

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