July 3rd - Text [03 Jul 2012|11:18am] This month's collection is oddball but what the hell. You guys need better names. Winner-of-Most-Fights: Haruhara Haruko Died-Most-Often: Krillin Biggest-Prize-Won: Hajime Saitou Crowd's Favorite: Urameshi Yuusuke . The summer weather should be moving in. Watch out for hot days and rainy nights - we may get thundershowers but the real bad storms won't start until fall. The scientists are asking for volunteers for a project. They're offering a hefty bonus, but I sure as hell wouldn't get involved. I like my skin the way it is. But it's a good fourth of a new debt they'll be paying, so let that decide for you. There are plenty of watermelons to go around, yes, but if I find one more melon squashed on the floor, there will be a killing. I hear tell on rainy nights when the lavender moon is full, standing by the pond and asking for a wish will get you something special. There's a rumor going around that I've got a moonshine still. No. But I can get you moonshine. Also, there's going to be a shortage in cherry-flavored lube, if that's your thing. I have extra in tequila lime, though. Seriously, the hell is up with some of these flavors....you guys need a healthier hobby. currently has 4 comments ( leave a comment )

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