June 2nd - Text [03 Jun 2012|04:10pm] So here are this month’s notable stand-outs. How’s that saying go? The one that stands up gets nailed down? Yeah. As usual, betting pot payoffs go to the winner, if they’re alive and around to collect them. Winner-of-Most-Fights: Puss in Boots Died-Most-Often: Leroy Jenkins Biggest-Prize-Won: Lolita Crowd's Favorite: Russel Crowe . So the big thing this month is the floor-by-floor tournament, and of course, bringing the big bad-asses out of retirement. It’s a publicity thing, the scientists tell me, and most of the cost is on the Ludus, so we’ve got to make it a goddamn show. Everyone is fighting. Everyone. So if you’re not a combat-type or have no idea what to do in a fight, come talk to me and I’ll give you names of people who can teach you at least how to kick somebody in the nuts. I hear rampant rumors of naked chick mud wrestling being part of the tournament, but only around the dorms. I’d believe that at your own risk. There’ve been ghost sightings in the third-floor commons at the witching hours of the night - a female ghost. I’ve heard tell she wants something. If you stay up that late, try not to attack anyone in your sleep. Watch your step if you go to the first-floor cafeteria or commons. There’s a prankster on the loose, fond of buckets over doors filled with whipped creme and lemon meringue pie filling. currently has 5 comments ( leave a comment )

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