the Manhattan Project Says

So once upon a time, vonhammersmark happened across a RPS porn game on Journalfen whilst looking for MGG's target nipples. (Don't ask.) We ended up finding a lot of actors we recognized (WEFOIJWEFPOJI), including certain gentlemen named Gaspard Ulliel. Apparently he's into Jeremy Irons; who knew? Anyway, one of many beautfiul excerpts from our marvelling at this place:

vonhammersmark: "My very own slave boy," Jeremy growls, fingers tightening on Gaspard's arms as he pulls him closer. "My geisha slave. Born to serve me and do as I bid."
vonhammersmark: omg gaspard the geisha
wentsch: lol that reminds me of that song
wentsch: YOU BRING ME CLOSER TO GOD
wentsch: I WANNA FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMALLLLLL
pretzel: MY GEISHA SLAVE
sandinista: TOWEHFOWEIJWEOFPIJWEFPOJIWEF
vonhammersmark: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
sandinista: OH MY GOD
sandinista: SO COY
vonhammersmark: someone plz shop some geisha makeup on a picture of gaspard
sandinista: I CAN DO THAT REALLY WELL
sandinista: NGL
sandinista: BRB

( AND THIS IS WHAT FOLLOWED. )

Janice: guys, i have a question
Janice: is it awful if i use billie piper for a call girl
Janice: or perfect
Allison: i want to say the latter, actually, but i use christopher meloni for a police officer
Kati: i use clint eastwood as an old man
Mike: god kati
Allison: you
Allison: bastard

[...]

Allison: ngl i would have died if kati was like
Mike: using a senior citizen to play an old man
Allison: i used clint eastwood as a call girl
Jen: clint eastwood should only be pbed in celeb rp
Jen: as one of hte girls from the hills
Janice: LOL OH MY GOD
Allison: you know larry loves the lingeries
Mike: oh my god guys this new tit job is amazing
Allison: stacked for days
Mike: like i'm gonna go have sex with spencer
Allison: days.
Allison: michael, i had no idea you were into celebing
Allison: the moar u kno
Mike: it's my secret shame
Mike: i use clint eastwood for heidi montag
Allison: it's ok
Allison: we all have our dirty little secrets

[...]

Kati: i want someone to photoshop lingerie on him now
Kati: and i will put it into my profile
Allison: HAHAHAHHA DO IT
Allison: OMG DO IT RIGHT NOW
Jen: MAGIC EVERYWHERE IN THIS BITCH

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