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Roundabout Intro of Seamus and Dermot!
So Megan and I have been pupping again! This time we've come up with Seamus and Dermot Flynn, younger brothers of the Lamb's own Kara Flynn, and 'Irish twins'. You might've seen them accidentally killing people in the post I put up today, and they should arrive in the City to throw themselves on their sister's mercy within the next few days. They'll be hanging out in the Lamb, so come say hi! They're basically Tweedledee and Tweedledum except Irish and drunk, so there is lots of potential for fun there. Seamus, the older and super protective brother is mine, and Dermot, the funny, younger, trouble-making brother is Megan's.
That's the quick intro. If you'd like to see Seamus and Dermot ramble and introduce themselves, click the link below!
So Megan and I have been pupping again! This time we've come up with Seamus and Dermot Flynn, younger brothers of the Lamb's own Kara Flynn, and 'Irish twins'. You might've seen them accidentally killing people in the post I put up today, and they should arrive in the City to throw themselves on their sister's mercy within the next few days. They'll be hanging out in the Lamb, so come say hi! They're basically Tweedledee and Tweedledum except Irish and drunk, so there is lots of potential for fun there. Seamus, the older and super protective brother is mine, and Dermot, the funny, younger, trouble-making brother is Megan's.
That's the quick intro. If you'd like to see Seamus and Dermot ramble and introduce themselves, click the link below!
Dermot: So me 'n my brother, that's Seamus, by the way, say hello, Seamus
Seamus: *waves* I'm Seamus, and he's douchebag or dimwit, dependin' on who's askin'
Dermot: Fuck you!
Dermot: So, me n' my brother, as i was sayin' we sort of got ourselves into a touch of trouble.
Seamus: Cuz he thinks he can shit money outta 'is arse
Dermot: Cuz my brother's a little hot-headed and trigger happy
Seamus: Only cuz someone's gotta take care of ya stupid ass
Dermot: Only because someone can't keep his dick in his pants around other mens' wives and someone's got to keep 'em occupied...
Seamus: Yeah, well. I wasn't about to let nothin' happen to my brother.
Dermot: Ah, hell, Shamey, I guess I can't complain about you shooting Big Leo, he'd have had my guts for garland.
Seamus: An' I can't complain about you keepin' 'em all distracted. Mrs. Big Leo has the sorta tits I could sit down an' write a song about
Seamus: but the nancy feelin' writin' is for my brother
Seamus: Cryin' into his tampon, scribblin' in his diary
Dermot: Fuck you! *pummels*
Seamus: *swats* It's like runnin' into a swarm of gnats. Fuckin' annoyin'
Dermot: *growls* I'll fuckin' kill ya, ya fucking twat bag. *headlocks*
Seamus: Uh huh. Gently remove ya tampon and try again, nancy. Anyway, me and Dermot, we got fucktons a brothers and one tough as
fuck sister, but we're the youngins
Dermot: We'd-a been twins if this arsehole hadn't squirted out eleven months before me, but that's ok with me since if we was twins we
might've looked alike and as it is, he's one ugly as sin bastard and I got the looks.
Seamus: Uh huh. Ma still tells the story about how the doctor thought he was the afterbirth. Thought she was a miracle lady or some shit, keepin' all that ugly up in her for eleven months, but I was so cute it had to balance out somehow
Dermot: *pummels*
Seamus: *puts one hand on Dermot's forehead and pushes away* Anyway, we're gonna hang out in the lamb. Pick up some hours, drink
ourselves stupid
Dermot: Seamus don't have to drink a whole fuckin' lot to get stupid, he's already there, but yeah...we'll be in the Lamb throwing ourselves
on the mercy of our sister Kara, may the Holy Virgin bless and keep her for putting' up with my fucktard of a brother.
Seamus: An' if any of you strappin' young lads fancy comin' in for a drink, my brother here is twenty-nine and single and lookin' for a nice young guy to help 'im wit his tampons and talk with about all them Nancy feelings.
Dermot: Jaysus Christ *signs the cross automatically* I swear on the pope's high hat I'm gonna feckin' kick the living shite out of you,
Seamus Flynn, see if I don't.
Seamus: Yeah, yeah. Anyway, you'll 'ave to wait on him anyway, cuz he got me drunk and talked me into a vow of celibacy
Dermot: Ah, shite, me too. *palms face*
Seamus: Ain't like it's no hardship for him, he ain't seen a pussy since he crawled outta one twenty-nine years ago. But for people like me, it's fuckin' rough
Dermot: Ah, yeah, he likes it rough, on his hands an knees mostly, ladies in latex do it for him, not like me who likes it all normal and in the bedroom like a decent bloke, not all strung up on wires and using toys and plugs and whatever the hell he gets up to, the raunchy bastard. I guess when you can't get it up you gotta use that stuff, but don't worry, Shamey, I'll make sure to father your future kids for ya someday since ya won't likely be able to shoot enough jizzum to knock anyone up.
Seamus: Bloody hell, see what he sits around and thinks up? I guess that's what happens when ya can't get laid by a tranny hooker with one leg.
Dermot: Hey, I promised I wouldn't date your girlfriends any more.
Seamus: *guffaws* Fuckin' idiot
Dermot: *grins* That's my brother, ladies and gents. And I'm Dermot.
Dermot: *bows*
Seamus: *smacks the back of Dermot's head while he's down, then bows too*
Seamus: *waves* I'm Seamus, and he's douchebag or dimwit, dependin' on who's askin'
Dermot: Fuck you!
Dermot: So, me n' my brother, as i was sayin' we sort of got ourselves into a touch of trouble.
Seamus: Cuz he thinks he can shit money outta 'is arse
Dermot: Cuz my brother's a little hot-headed and trigger happy
Seamus: Only cuz someone's gotta take care of ya stupid ass
Dermot: Only because someone can't keep his dick in his pants around other mens' wives and someone's got to keep 'em occupied...
Seamus: Yeah, well. I wasn't about to let nothin' happen to my brother.
Dermot: Ah, hell, Shamey, I guess I can't complain about you shooting Big Leo, he'd have had my guts for garland.
Seamus: An' I can't complain about you keepin' 'em all distracted. Mrs. Big Leo has the sorta tits I could sit down an' write a song about
Seamus: but the nancy feelin' writin' is for my brother
Seamus: Cryin' into his tampon, scribblin' in his diary
Dermot: Fuck you! *pummels*
Seamus: *swats* It's like runnin' into a swarm of gnats. Fuckin' annoyin'
Dermot: *growls* I'll fuckin' kill ya, ya fucking twat bag. *headlocks*
Seamus: Uh huh. Gently remove ya tampon and try again, nancy. Anyway, me and Dermot, we got fucktons a brothers and one tough as
fuck sister, but we're the youngins
Dermot: We'd-a been twins if this arsehole hadn't squirted out eleven months before me, but that's ok with me since if we was twins we
might've looked alike and as it is, he's one ugly as sin bastard and I got the looks.
Seamus: Uh huh. Ma still tells the story about how the doctor thought he was the afterbirth. Thought she was a miracle lady or some shit, keepin' all that ugly up in her for eleven months, but I was so cute it had to balance out somehow
Dermot: *pummels*
Seamus: *puts one hand on Dermot's forehead and pushes away* Anyway, we're gonna hang out in the lamb. Pick up some hours, drink
ourselves stupid
Dermot: Seamus don't have to drink a whole fuckin' lot to get stupid, he's already there, but yeah...we'll be in the Lamb throwing ourselves
on the mercy of our sister Kara, may the Holy Virgin bless and keep her for putting' up with my fucktard of a brother.
Seamus: An' if any of you strappin' young lads fancy comin' in for a drink, my brother here is twenty-nine and single and lookin' for a nice young guy to help 'im wit his tampons and talk with about all them Nancy feelings.
Dermot: Jaysus Christ *signs the cross automatically* I swear on the pope's high hat I'm gonna feckin' kick the living shite out of you,
Seamus Flynn, see if I don't.
Seamus: Yeah, yeah. Anyway, you'll 'ave to wait on him anyway, cuz he got me drunk and talked me into a vow of celibacy
Dermot: Ah, shite, me too. *palms face*
Seamus: Ain't like it's no hardship for him, he ain't seen a pussy since he crawled outta one twenty-nine years ago. But for people like me, it's fuckin' rough
Dermot: Ah, yeah, he likes it rough, on his hands an knees mostly, ladies in latex do it for him, not like me who likes it all normal and in the bedroom like a decent bloke, not all strung up on wires and using toys and plugs and whatever the hell he gets up to, the raunchy bastard. I guess when you can't get it up you gotta use that stuff, but don't worry, Shamey, I'll make sure to father your future kids for ya someday since ya won't likely be able to shoot enough jizzum to knock anyone up.
Seamus: Bloody hell, see what he sits around and thinks up? I guess that's what happens when ya can't get laid by a tranny hooker with one leg.
Dermot: Hey, I promised I wouldn't date your girlfriends any more.
Seamus: *guffaws* Fuckin' idiot
Dermot: *grins* That's my brother, ladies and gents. And I'm Dermot.
Dermot: *bows*
Seamus: *smacks the back of Dermot's head while he's down, then bows too*