Poor Baby~ Sounds like you're just a little bit stuck with no way of getting out of it. Your dad sounds like mine though, I'm ordered home every other week via my brother (as Daddy is not allowed contact with his little girl until he's nicer to her)and every other week, I laugh my ass off.
You should come see me at the club before you go. Let's see if we can give you a proper send-off. Or at least one you'll have to apply the "vegas rule" to.