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quasi_evil (quasi_evil) wrote in mirage_rpg,
@ 2008-06-20 13:18:00

Entry tags:

arrival, ayla, complete, day 4, jack sparrow, scott evil

Who::Scott evil and OTA
when:Day 4,afternoonish
what:The arrivial of scott!
where:The lake
Rating:TBD
Statuscomplete

Scott Stood, Rolling his eyes as at his dad as he went on and on about how much he loved his stupid clone, the song wasnt helping either, depsite being so obvisiouly ripped off, although very poorly so.

"Whatever, I'm leaving"He said, just barely loud enough to be heard by frau who only gave him a look but didnt try to stop him, as he took off, grabbing his backpack on the way.He honestly thought about not coming back, but knew better, not because he would of been missed, but because one of the hencemen would probaly take his room and destroy it, and his was the coolest room in the 'lair'

Scott paused, as his usual exit that led him to the noisy city streets, led to...a lake?His first thought was that he must have wandered into one of his dads stupid little 'kill austin'rooms.He immeditaely dismissed it though, while it looked like something his dad would do, over the top and dramatic, it looked far to expensive, and number two would have put his foot down at the first metions of it.

He quickly became confused, if he wasnt in the city..and he wasnt in the lair...where the hell was he?!

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thebestpirate
2008-06-20 07:52 pm UTC (link)

The sunrise broke across the horizon as Jack stood at the helm of his ship, his beloved Black Pearl. As the golden light touched the weather wood and swept over the blue waves, Jack couldn’t help but feel utterly content. This was freedom, pure and simple. Such contentment would not last for the pirate lord as a strange feeling overcame. Now Jack was no stranger to odd moods, being the odd man that he was and his notorious love of rum but this was different.

A dizzy sensation crept over his mind, making the pirate’s stomach churn. Can’t be seasick he thought. I’m a bloody pirate! Pirate’s don’t get seasick!. Yet Jack’s stomach wasn’t listening and Jack soon found himself hung over the side of the boat, hurling the contents of his stomach over board. It was a bad time to be throwing up as a swell hit the boat causing it to jerk abruptly. Jack fell over the side and caught blur of blue-green waves coming at him. He barely had time to think but one thought went through that dreadlocked head as he braced himself. At least it’ll be a soft landing.

Too bad for Jack this was the exact moment that he was pulled away from the Pearl and the Caribbean seas to be dumped on a foreign planet. The pirate hit the ground with a loud thud and had the wind knocked out him. "What in the name—" Jack stopped as felt the grass beneath his hands and saw that he was on solid land. "Now what’s all this?" he murmured out loud in complete bewilderment. It certainly was not the Caribbean, nor was it his ship. It wasn’t like any place Jack had ever seen. For one thing, there was far too much land which immediately made Jack feel trapped. "But I can’t be on land, we’re not suppose to make port for another day….unless of course I made a mistake but then I’m only human, aye?"

Jack glanced around once more, hoping to see someone, anyone from his crew. "Mister Gibbs? Cotton? Cotton’s parrot?" No one replied but Jack had spied some water just down the hill. "The ocean!" The pirate exclaimed. "No, wait. That's a lake Jack", he corrected but who cared? Jack had just spotted his first living soul.

"Ahoy there mate", the pirate called out as he stumblingly made his way to Scott. "Don't suppose you could tell me where I'm to, eh lad?"

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quasi_evil
2008-06-20 10:53 pm UTC (link)

Scott whirled around at the man's voice, half thinking it was his dad, or worse yet, frau. It wasnt, thankfully, and scott frowned, taking in the man's strang appearence.He looked like one of the carnies from the fair that came to town every so often.

Scott shook his head at the man's question "Fraid not dude"He said honestly, Jamming his hands into his jeans "I just got here myself"He said, resisting the urge to laugh, he didnt know anything about this guy, he could have some sort of head injury for all he knew.

Even though he was still pissed off at his dad for..well he wasnt sure what he was mad at him for, being stupid he guessed, he still had manners, frau had at least taught him that.With a sigh he stuck his hand out to the shake the other man's "Scott evil"he said, wincing slightly. he freaking hatedhis last name.

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thebestpirate
2008-06-21 08:43 am UTC (link)

He was a short little man Jack noticed but as past experience with short little men had told him, little men didn't like having that pointed out. Instead the pirate contented himself with taking the young man's hand. "Evil? That's an odd last name. Must make you popular with the ladies though", Jack added. In his experience the fairer sex often seemed drawn to the bad sorts or simply even those who seemed like the bad sort of men. It was how was able to get so much attention from the lovely lasses in Tortuga.

"Captain Jack Sparrow", the pirate offered his own name with a trace of smugness. "No doubt you've heard of me". Yes, Jack was cocky enough to believe that even a complete stranger he had just met would have heard of the famous Jack Sparrow. After all, what was the point of being infamous if no one knew of you?

His smile dropped a little when he realized Scott hadn't heard of him but the pirate shrugged it off. "Clearly you're not from the Caribbean. Clearly we're not in the Caribbean", Jack added in an absentminded way and he glanced around at the lake, the mountains and the building just up over the hell. "Can't fathom how I got here", the pirate continued talking without caring if anyone was paying attention.

"Suppose to be in the middle of the bloody ocean for God's sake. What are those buildings over there?" Jack asked Scott, momentarily forgetting that the lad just arrived here as well. "Oh wait, you don't know", Jack continued when he realized his mistake.

He eyed the building with a bit more curiosity, a hand absently coming up to tug on his goatee. "I suppose there's no harm in going up there to find out, is there?" Jack spoke out loud. The pirate had a manner of speaking his thoughts out loud although he was interested in Scott's answer. It wouldn't hurt to have another soul come along with him, just in case there were some nasty sorts around. The pirate sized up Scott again, noticing that the skinny lad didn't looked like much of a fighter. "Have you go a sword or knife on you?"

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_ayla_
2008-06-21 01:33 pm UTC (link)

Ayla had rested considerably well after the ordered fishing trip the day before. She stretched luxuriously as she awoke and prepared for the day. She cleaned the cave and did a little more work on a bowl she was weaving before she headed out to find some lunch. Yes, she had dried meats in a cache in the cave, but she was in the mood for something hot. She entered the restaurant and sat down to order some chicken and potatoes.

She ate quickly and efficiently, leaving very little on the plate. She found that the Planet seemed to know exactly how much could be put away so that not much was left to waste. She smiled and nodded at the golems as she exited the restaurant and found herself in the foyer. She groaned inwardly at two bright shiny keys with lights blinking above them. How did she manage to walk through the foyer just as not one, but two keys appeared?

With a resigned sigh, she grabbed the keys and headed out to find the new arrivals. She searched a few places before heading for the lake. She saw two males near the lake and figured they were the ones she was looking for. She made a beeline for them. Wearing her summer wrap, an animal skin with the fur-side out draped over one shoulder and tied around her waist to fall to the tops of her thighs. She wore nothing else, but a small leather pouch full of rocks around her neck and a sling tucked into the waistband of her wrap. Her long blond hair was down, slightly waving and shining down her back. Bright blue eyes squinted against the dreary day, trying to make out the men's appearance.

One was considerably shorter than the other, and they looked so different from each other. She couldn't imagine they had been pulled from the same world. As she grew closer, she reached up to tuck some hair behind her ears before stopping in front of them. They looked baffled, confused and lost. They were new. "Hello. I'm Ayla."

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quasi_evil
2008-06-24 12:54 pm UTC (link)

Scott snorted at the metion of how many girls he got."Yeah I guess so"He muttered, Girls mostly thought he was a geek and tryed to avoid him, even more so since his dad returned.

He shaked the pirates hand enthused, raising an eyebrow"Little oddly dressed for a captian arnt ya buddy?"He asked, not really expecting an answer.After all In his world captians were mostly in the army or navy, and wore white, or whatever color it was now, he didnt know,after all he hadnt seen one since he was 10.

"Sorry never heard of ya"He said honestly,shrugging.He frowned as the strange man metioned the Caribbean "As in the islands?"He asked shocked.

Before he could ask questions though, a women approached them, dressed only some fur type thing scott had never seen before and introduced herself.He frowned, doing the once over thing before nodding, extending his hand "I'm Scott"He said "You dont happen to know where we are do you?"He certainly hoped so, there was nothing worse then being lost in a strange place.

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thebestpirate
2008-06-26 03:17 am UTC (link)

"Well, there are islands in the Caribbean", Jack murmured, not really making sense as he responded to Scott but it was Jack. When did he make sense? The pair were soon greeted by a lovely vision, a blond beauty dressed simply in animal skins. Jack's eyebrows shot up as he noticed how much skin she was showing.

Not that Jack was a stranger to seeing women half clothed but that usually occurred at a brothel, not out in public like this. Jack was from the time corsets, ankle lenght dress, and all that other nonsense women felt the need to put themselves through. "Good morning Ayla", Jack replied, taking off his hat and nodding his head.

Scott was a quick fellow and it seemed he wasn't as nearly as distracted by Ayla's half-clothed form as Jack was. The younger man asked if the blond beauty knew where they were. "Yes, what he said", Jack agreed as he tried very, very hard not to stare at Ayla's chest. "I've been too long at sea", he muttered half to himself but loud enough for the other two to hear.

"When did women start dressing in furs?" Jack inquired. "Not that I don't love the look", he assured Ayla. "But the last time I was on shore it was all ankle length skirts and bloomers." He didn't add that the last time he had been in the company of women he had also gotten slapped a fair bit too. No need to give her ideas, he decided.

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_ayla_
2008-06-26 10:08 am UTC (link)

Ayla wasn't used to greeting people by shaking hands, but she had learned in the past few days that is was the way people did it. She reached out a tenative hand and took Scott's shaking it, firmly but gently at the same time. She addressed his question. "Yes, I know where we are. This place is called Mirage. I am told that it is a resort, on a remote Planet. It was the Planet that brought you here." Ayla hated this part. People looked at her strangely, expecting her to laugh, or for it to be some sort of joke. But it wasn't. They really had been brought here by the powers of a Planet, and they couldn't leave.

She turned her attention then to Jack. He hadn't introduced himself, but she supposed that it was because he was far too distracted by herself. Ayla had been raised to interpret body language, and she could see the direction his eyes had taken. She looked down at herself to be sure her wrap was clean. She was sure it was, but he had to be staring at something. She wasn't used to being looked at because she was attractive. Usually people stared at her because she was different, and big and ugly. When compared to the Clan, she was far too tall, far too skinny, and her forhead was far too large and her eyes too bright.

"I have dressed in furs since I was a small child." She frowned slightly, wondering why he found it strange when it was his clothing that was strange. Although, most of the people she had seen in this place wore clothes similar. Made out of the same kind of cloth. She had found that the cloth was made of very tightly woven fibers. She couldn't make anything like it. It was too intricate.

"I don't know what skirts or bloomers are, but perhaps if you are in need of some they will be in your room." She turned slightly to the side, ready to lead them toward the main building. "I have something to show you, and then I will give you the keys to your rooms."

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quasi_evil
2008-06-26 12:11 pm UTC (link)

"Oh well thats great I'll just be...wait what?!"He said, her words finally sinking in. Mirage?The planet?What kind of sick joke was this?!

"Look lady, I dont know if you've been in the sun to long or what, but planets just cant..takepeople.Its phyically impossable"He said nodding.

Scott may not have known a lot about space and planets, but he knew that much, at least.

He raised an eyebrow at jack's question"since like the 70's, maybe the 80's.And then only if their really rich"He briefly wondered howlong that jack had been at sea,but ayla's appearence was kind of odd..he had neverseen rich people wear their clothes like that.

The idea that this was all an elaborate prank cooked up by his dad hadnt left his mind.

"Room?"scott repeated, like a parrot, "I'm sorry, This place is lovely It really is"He grimaced when they werent looking at his lie,"But I need to go home".

He followed the 2 of them towards the building.Maybe there was a map, or directions to the nearest town,and he could just be on his merry way.

He pondered asking his next question, after all if this was a joke and they worked for his dad or number 2, they would probaly claim not to know them, then again most of his dad's hencemen were deeplystupid

"Say, I dont suppose either of you knows a dr evil?"He asked casualy, hoping one of them would slip up and say yes, Because honestly that was the only explanation.

At least he hoped It was a joke.

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thebestpirate
2008-06-30 08:41 am UTC (link)

“Mirage”, Jack repeated the name that Ayla gave him. “Well it’s like a mirage, isn’t it? Popping out of nowhere and no doubt brought upon by dehydration or intoxication”. Jack would have to remember next time not to drink so much. The pirate laughed when Ayla told him bloomers might be in his room if he needed them. “I’ve scant use for bloomers lass as they are women’s underwear. I’ve more interest in the women who wear them”.

Scott seemed to have more trouble believing Ayla’s words than Jack was but the pirate had seen many things in his lifetime from the dead walking the earth to monstrous creatures like Davy Jones. Suffice to say, it was easy for Jack to accept the most unbelievable events. “Sorry Mister Evil, I’ve yet to encounter a Doctor and can’t quite say I would look forward to meeting him. Not sure I’d trust a doctor with the last name evil. No offense of course”.

Jack turned back to Ayla, “Now what is it that you’ve got to show us love?”

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_ayla_
2008-06-30 11:14 am UTC (link)

"My name is Ayla, and I have not been in the sun too long." It was true that her skin was a nice brown, but that was because she spent the majority of her time outside. Not necessarily all in the direct sunlight, though. "It may be impossible, but it has been done. I assure you."

She turned and began to walk with them toward the courtyard where the large stone plaque was set into the side of the main building. "I am sorry if I was unclear before, but you cannot go home." She really hated this, and she was mentally making promises to herself that the next time she saw one of those flashing lights above a new key, she was going to ignore it!

She looked back at Jack and shrugged. He was the one who had asked about the bloomers, not her. She didn't need them. She had her own clothes. She listened to their idle chatter as she led them closer to the cluster of buildings in the center of the resort, and the courtyard located in the midst of said buildings.

As they arrived, she pointed to the tablet. "This is what you both need to see." She stopped off to one side, allowing them to move forward and read for themselves. She rested most of her weight on one leg, bending the other slightly at the knee as she folded her arms under her breasts and waited for them to read it. She still held their keys in her hand and when they were done reading, she held them out. "These are yours."

She wasn't really sure which belonged to which, but perhaps they would know.

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quasi_evil
2008-06-30 08:50 pm UTC (link)

"Yeah well..."He muttered, his hands going deeper in his pockets as he stared at the ground, trailing after the 2 slowly but surely.

His mind was wrapping itself around this new information.He couldnt go home(thankgodfor for that, I mean honestly, with parents like his why would he?)he would never see dad or number 2 or frau again..ever.He for one wasnt to upset about that, he hated his family.

He was so lost in his own thoughts he only caught the tale end of the conversation between alyla and jack. Snorting with laughter he followed the womens outstretched hand to a plaque, which he immeadtly read.

His eyes bulged slighty at its 'messege' "holy crap I've landed in oz"He muttered to himself running his hand through his hair before turning back around to see the blonde women holding out two keys.

He wasnt quite sure which one was his, but grabbed one and stuck it in his pocket "Well..at least I dont have to put up with the stupid hencemen"he said, though more to hisself then the others.

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thebestpirate
2008-07-05 12:03 pm UTC (link)

Jack's eyes scanned over the plaque, reading the engraved words with a puzzled look on his bearded face. "Never leave, never kill..." he murmured. "With every need fulfilled". Except freedom, a voice in his mind silently added. "Sounds like a charming place", Jack finally said after a few moments of silence. The lack of freedom bothered the pirate slightly but the pacifist in Jack liked the no killing rule. "Death always makes things complicated", he said out loud, moreso to himself but he wasn't worried if the others heard him.

When Jack turned around Ayla was holding out two keys, saying that they belonged to Jack and Scott. The pirate's eyes lit up a little at the sight of them and his adventurous spirit wondered what was locked up behind those doors. He grabbed the second key after Scott grabbed his and read the tag attached to it. "E206. Where's that to love?" he asked Ayla.

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_ayla_
2008-07-05 06:07 pm UTC (link)

When the keys were removed from her hand, she turned and headed for the rooming complexes. She had seen the numbers on the keys before they'd been taken and knew that Jack was in E and Scott was in F. "This way." She motioned with her hand as she walked in front of them toward the buildings.

When they got to the two buildings, she pointed them both to their units. "This is yours, Jack." She pointed out E. "And yours, Scott." She pointed out F. "There is something you should know about your room, but you will find out if I tell you or not. Still, it might be better if you know beforehand." She took a breath. "Your rooms change according to your will. They will look the way you wish them to look. They can change if you want them to change at any point. Or they can stay the same. It's entirely up to you."

She had brought them this far. She figured they could go into the lodging units and find their rooms on their own. "If there's anything you need, the golems can get it for you. But, if you need me, I'm in B112." She gestured to the B complex on the opposite side of the main building. She nodded to them both, then stepped back and turned away, heading for the lake. She wanted a swim.

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quasi_evil
2008-07-07 09:12 pm UTC (link)

Scott followed the weird ayla chick to where his room was supposed to be.

He raised an eyebrow at her 'warning',half not wanting to belive her, but after ending up on a strange planet with a doofus(thats what he considered jack to be anyway),and the weird chick who kind of reminded him of those cave-people movies the history teacher had always tried to force them watch.

"Um..thanks.I guess"He muttered to her, heading inside to find his room.

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thebestpirate
2008-07-08 06:50 am UTC (link)

Jack followed along with Ayla and looked around their surroundings in a distracted manner. It might have looked like Jack wasn't paying attention but he heard every word the blond woman said. The idea of the rooms changing was unbelieveable but Jack was dying to find out if this was true.

"Thank you kind Miss", Jack replied before Ayla left them. Scott seemed confused by it all but Jack supposed the boy was more concerned with finding this Doctor Evil person. As Scott headed off to his own room, Jack headed for his own unit in his own usual swaying strut.

(OOC: Since everyone has left I guess this thread is complete)

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