"...most absolutely they are a threat. They are disruptive to our culture and ways of life. I do not think that they should be considered protected under any of the documents laid out by the Founding Fathers. Not the Declaration, not the Bill of Rights, not the amendments, none of it. After all, those documents were drawn up to protect the human citizens of the United States. And these... things... are not human like you and me."

In Washington

"...yes, I absolutely believe that these... things are a menace to America. Their very existence is an attack on the American Bill of Rights, forcing millions of Americans to be told that their beliefs are wrong. And that just cannot be allowed. We need to set up watchgroups. At the very least, we need to identify, tag and monitor them. They could come from anywhere at any time, and God only knows what havoc they can cause."

--Roger Warren, Head of the Joint Chiefs of staff, at a press conference.




In Alabama

"...Well, it is simply un-Christian for these people to be saying and doing what they are! Trying to put themselves before God and Jesus! Affecting our weather patterns and causing miracles? We here at the Foundation promise that we will fight to put an end to all this, so help us God!"

--Mimi Osmond, leader of the Foundation for Christian Families