Miladies,

As Knight of the Goddess, I feel it is only fitting I send you all a Valentine's Day greeting. Regardless of whether you have a significant other, may you experience much love and happiness this day! It is truly an honor for this knight to know you all.

Yours,

Sir Gawain

Very well then. You wish my attention so badly, you may have it.

Though those who demand my attention ought to know who they've summoned, I shall still introduce myself. I am Maeve Windthrope. Yes, that one. Now someone explain the reason why I have been virtually hounded by this website. And it had better be a good reason.

All right. I don't know who's in charge of this site, but if you keep getting repeat requests for membership from one of the senators from Rhode Island, I'm probably to blame. Sorry. The pages kept printing off in the office, and he picked one up thinking it was his. He said he couldn't get it to work, though. But I did, and I'm set up now.

Anyway, introductions are in order, yes? I'm Hada Morgenstern, and I work as a lobbyist on Capitol Hill.

Who are all of you?

I can appreciate persistence, but really, spamming my business email is not the best way to get positive attention from me.

But I suppose it's also effective. This is Ebony Duron, how can I help you?

Well, I've survived my first semester at college. I finished my finals, and I've come home for the winter holidays, so if anyone needs me, you can find me in Olympia.

It's been a month since that damned incident at the hotel. Nimue hasn't been seen since. I'm going to just lay it out and admit that I'm Not Taking This Well. If anyone has the slightest idea what happened to her, our particular court would appreciate hearing about it.


Also, I'm not going to discuss anything further, but I just want to reiterate something for everyone, especially the gods, who might still be confused: Sexual Assault Is Not Acceptable Behavior. Full Stop.

You know, there is a limit to how much you can enjoy walking into a Kinko's, or an office building, and just watching paper spew out in piles while the workers freak out. It takes a while to get there, but the limit does exist.

Since I've finally reached that limit, I'll bite. What the fuck do you want?

Okay, I give in; I'll post on this thing.

Hi, my name is Tara. I used to be Astarte. Worked the chariot beat. Now I'm a New York engineer. So Hi.

How often does this getting kidnapped and temporarily brainwashed thing happen, exactly?


[Private to Kali] Ms. Talbot? Can we talk?

You know, when you're the security director for a major hotel/casino, having suspicious emails hijacking the printers doesn't look too good on your part.

But, I'm here now: Kitty Richmond, director of security for the MGM Grand Casino/Hotel. Someone mind filling me in on the rest?

Hey, everyone! Tyr and I have a very important announcement to make!



We're getting married!

Oh, Jonah! About that little side project we've been discussing? I think I might have the general plot done. I'll email you specs.

Meanwhile, nothing like Halloween to bring out the weirdest part of a bunch of computer geeks. Seriously, going to work actually feels like I'm trapped in one of our own games now. Who the hell decided it was okay to allow Nerf guns in the workspace?

I don't want to think about all this weird stuff anymore.
Impromptu survey!
What are the best parts of being who you are now?

For me, it's definitely California itself. And Mom. And the chance to get my hands dirty.

So... Got the email. Apparently this is the only way to get rid of the motherfucker.

Ciara Talbot. Y'all might know me better as The Destroyer if you're boxing fans.

One of all y'all mind telling me what the hell this is all about now that I'm here?

Hi, Sweetie! I'm going to be flying into Seattle tomorrow to meet with Adam and Nina, and possibly Galen as well. I hope to see you this week!

The hotel phones were different than he was used to. Adam had to get Dai to help him figure it out. But he was pretty sure he'd gotten the conference call to work

My illustrious uncle thinks you're lovely ... and of course he's absolutely correct.

To Whom It May Concern:

What the Diawl are you playing at?

Because it isn't funny.

And I haven't the time for it.

A.P.

Hello, Nina? It's Jonah. If you get this, please call me as soon as you can. If I haven't heard from you in a day or so, I'm going to try Galen as well.

Sweetie,

Nina said you had tried to contact me and were concerned.  I'm alright, but thanks so much for your concern.  You are a dear one.  At least so far, nothing has happened at the store after the riot, though I must say I'm a bit tense right now.

How are you?

Jonah

Hello Jonah,

Is everything all right? A certain young lady would like to hear from you.

~N