To: nqdonne From: elucreh

Title: A Gentlemen's Agreement
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Oliver/Cedric; Oliver/Percy
Disclaimer: Oh, if only
Summary: In which, sex does not require emotional attachments, and Percy fails to get this.
Author's notes: Thanks to my beta, V; and to Gina, who works so very hard for us.

( A Gentlemen's Agreement )

To: the_con_cept From: venivincere

Title: A Bit of Comfort
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Category: Angst, Humour
Warnings: Chan. A bit of spanking.
Disclaimer: Characters and universe property of JKR and her designees. Story property of this author.
Summary: Harry can't seem to get Snape out of his head.
Author's Note: The_Con_Cept, I adore your fic, so looking at your Smutmas request and at the fics you like, I found it a daunting task to write something you'd be proud to have as a gift. I hope you enjoy my humble offering. Merry Smutmas! Many thanks to my beta, who shall remain nameless for now. You are always a help, my dear.

A Bit of Comfort

To: josan From: thescarletwoman

Title: Whatever Remus Wants...
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Snape/Black, Snape/Lupin, Snape/Lupin/Black
Disclaimer: They're JKR's. Not mine. If they were mine, I'd be richer than the Queen right now. I am merely borrowing them for the time being, though they may be a little worse for wear by the time I return them.
Summary: Remus' dreams have been more and more vivid lately. And even a trip to the pantry has a price.

Warnings: voyeurism, dirty-talk, threesome, light bondage, dominant bottom.
Author's notes: Set during OotP years. Thanks to Gina for being patient with me and to Q for putting up with my wibbling and being my muse. Beta credits go to Q and A ♥. Any mistakes left are purely my own. To gmth for running a great fest and letting me come play in the sandbox. And lastly, to josanpq. Happy Smutmas and I hope this fits the bill for you.

( Whatever Remus Wants... )

To: gold_loewin From: coffeejunkii

Title: Cock Flambé
Rating: R
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Harry has always been in favour of taking matters into his own hands.
Author's notes: This story is not compliant with the epilogue of Deathly Hallows. gold_loewin, I tried to fulfill as many of your wishes as possible, and I hope you'll enjoy the story! Thank you to my beta, who shall remain anonymous for now.

( Cock Flambé )

To: coffee_n_cocoa From: lyricalnights

Title: Like Strangers On a Train
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Percy/Neville
Disclaimer: Everything belongs to JRK.
Summary: Percy and Neville plan for the new school year.
Author's notes: I tried to include a couple of the kinks you had listed in different ways. I hope you like the results.

( Like Strangers On a Train )

To: shocolate From: entrenous88

Title: Between Friends
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Ron/Seamus
Disclaimer: The characters of Harry Potter belong to JK Rowling. No copyright infringement is intended by this work.
Summary: Harry looks forward to having drinks on Fridays with Seamus and Ron. Ron can prove he doesn't like snogging men. And Seamus may be a bit greedy.
Author's notes: Thanks to D and E for their beta assistance.

Between Friends

To: ships_harry From: amanuensis1

Title: You Didn't Think They Just Sold It To Him, Did You?
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Weasley Twins/Draco
Disclaimer: Look the other way, JKR--there's lotsa porn in this one.
Summary: From HBP Chapter 29: "...the moment he saw us he threw something into the air and it all went pitch-black -" "- Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder," said Ron bitterly. "Fred and George's. I'm going to be having a word with them about who they let buy their products."
Warnings: Non-con/dub-con with S/M trappings (see A/N below)
A/N: For ships_harry, whose requests included: "Weasley Twins/Draco Malfoy...I'm fond of unstructured, unritualised (but fairly heavy) D/s situations. Sounding, bondage, orgasm denial (long term, even, with chastity devices), slavery, rimming etc, object insertion, humiliation, nipple stimulation/torture, piercings (but not seeing them done)... I have a weakness for rentboy fic..." Hope I got a satisfying number of those in here for you! (Because I'm your fangirl, I really am.) About 7,500 words.
Thanks to my betas to be named later.

( You Didn't Think They Just Sold It To Him, Did You? )

To: thescarletwoman From: mskatonic

Title: Death of a Potions Master
Rating: NC17
Pairings: Harry/Lupin, Snape/Harry/Lupin
Disclaimer: They're not mine, they're all JKR's, I'm just borrowing them for a bit. I'm not earning a thing from them. Oh and the title's an obvious parody of Death of a Salesman.
Summary: Harry's finding the peace almost as hard as the war, what with discovering he might just be bisexual, Weasley women trying to pressure him into marriage, and most disturbing of all, that Snape might not be dead after all and that this particular piece of news is doing strange things to his head and his libido. When Lupin offers him somewhere to take sanctuary, Harry's only too pleased to take him up on it... but he might come to regret hiding out in Spinner's End.
Warnings: AU but only in that Lupin doesn't die, post-DH, Epilogue? What Epilogue?, m/m/m threesome, voyeurism, masturbation, frottage, slightly dubious consent, bondage, mild domination, first time sex.
Author's notes: thescarletwoman asked for Snape/Lupin, Remus/Harry, Snape/Harry, threesomes are fine (so if you wish to combine any of the characters listed above, that's fine by me), voyeurism, half-clothed sex, masturbation, public sex, against-the-whatever (walls, pillars, you name it), topping-from-the bottom, frottage, snogging. I was going to write an international manhunt for Snape, but it turned into a bit of a Poe-esque suspense chiller instead. Hope you like it! Thanks go out to S for catching the typos and formatting errors.

( Death of a Potions Master )

To: fluffyllama From: goseaward

Title: What Has Been Lost
Rating: NC-17/adult
Pairings: Sirius/Ron, Sirius/Regulus
Disclaimer: *checks* Nope, still not mine, alas.
Summary: Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.
Warnings: Slightly underage folk, dubious consent, incest
Author's notes: Excessive thanks to my quick beta who shall not be named. :D

( What Has Been Lost )

To: ze_dragon From: glee

Title: How Ron Weasley Learned to Tolerate Kimchi and Draco Malfoy
Rating: R
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: The first thing Ron notices about Korea is the heat.
Author's notes: I really enjoyed writing this and tried to fit in as many of your requested kinks as I could, so I hope you find it to your liking! Thank you to my wonderful beta reader, without whom this would be quite a mess.

How Ron Weasley Learned to Tolerate Kimchi and Draco Malfoy

ETA: Illustration by Glockgal

To: snegurochka_lee From: severity_softly

Title: Old Times' Sake
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Snape/Lupin (Lupin/Tonks in the background)
Disclaimer: I don't own them, I just get them dirty.
Summary: When Remus turns to Severus for his potion even after everything Severus has done, Remus isn't sure what he trusts, or wants, Severus to do more - help him or kill him. He just never expected Severus would ask for the payment he does.
Warnings: adultery, dub-con, wall!sex, rimming, prostitution (in a sense), questionable lubrication ;), a little breathplay, suicidal thoughts (Merry Christmas! ;))
Author's notes: DH compliant. Much thanks to my beta, who knows who she is! I hope you like it, Lee!

( Old Times' Sake )

To: empathic_siren From: mijan

Title: Wandlore
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, with a bit of Severus Snape on the side.
Disclaimer: JKR owns Harry, Draco, Severus, and all things related. I, however, pwn them with whips, chains, ball-gags, and all things kinky. JKR makes the money. I make Teh pr0nz. Please, JKR, do not sue me. Your characters needed some stress relief anyway.
Summary: Harry has a bit of a wand problem. Draco may be able to help him with the solution.
Warnings: BDSM, to include "the basics," plus a very tiny bit of bloodplay.
Author's Notes: Hi empathic_siren! When I figured out this plot, I'd meant to give you about 10,000 words. The plot, however, had other ideas. Whether or not the story pleases anyone else, I hope you like it. Merry Smutmas to all, and to all a good shag!

( Wandlore )

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