Re: 2
If Derek was going to stay mad, then Stiles was just going to turn their closet time into question time.
"Alright. Well, then when's the last time you got laid because you're really cranky right now." He paused, realizing the connotations that his question might give. "I don't have to be involved with that either." But Stiles also wouldn't say no to the idea. Not that he thought Derek would ask.