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Memecakes mods (memecakesmods) wrote in memecakes,
@ 2012-01-22 01:29:00

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oo8 → Texts from Last Night

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme
from memebells @ lj

HOW IT WORKS:
❧ Post a comment with your character's name, canon, and any preferences in the subject.
❧ Choose a text or wait to receive one.
❧ Hilarity ensues.
❧ Have fun!

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	Alice Aßenmacher ❦ original character withoutwingsto 2012-01-22 06:39 am UTC (link)
	im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused. (Reply to this)

	Magneto ❦ X-Men willnotgomeekly 2012-01-22 06:50 am UTC (link)
	you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" (Reply to this)

	Nikola Tesla ❦ Sanctuary thattallyhocrap 2012-01-22 06:56 am UTC (link)
	Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober. (Reply to this)

	Pepper Potts ❦ Iron Man thankyoumrstark 2012-01-22 07:00 am UTC (link)
	Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. (Reply to this)

	Helen Magnus ❦ Sanctuary talldarkmilfy 2012-01-22 07:09 am UTC (link)
	Every time I recognise a patient at the hospital, I just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends. (Reply to this)

	Ginny Van Loon ❦ The Dark Fields soferocious 2012-01-22 07:14 am UTC (link)
	i love having a boyfriend. i just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, i havent shaved my legs in a week, and im still going to get laid tonight. (Reply to this)

	Sasha Black ❦ original character notapornqueen 2012-01-22 07:26 am UTC (link)
	Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again. (Reply to this)

	Lila McKenna ❦ original character maylilamckenna 2012-01-22 07:45 am UTC (link)
	Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. (Reply to this)

	Erik Lehnsherr { TFXA } ❦ X-Men: First Class loveshashbrowns 2012-01-22 07:54 am UTC (link)
	professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". my day is officially made. (Reply to this) (Thread)

asdfjkjlklkjafds I MISSED YOU SO MUCH! -

papasmurfmcdnld, 2012-02-10 06:18 am UTC

O HAY! -

loveshashbrowns, 2012-02-15 06:25 am UTC

OMG has it been this long? What has this fandom done to us.. still? XD -

papasmurfmcdnld, 2012-02-15 07:00 am UTC

It made us craycray -

loveshashbrowns, 2012-03-02 06:27 am UTC

Nathalie Fortescue ❦ original character

lilbitdangerous
2012-01-22 07:58 am UTC (link)

there was a ginger baby in the car next to me. i almost totaled my car into the center divide.

i tried to assassinate the ginger baby.

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	Freddie Aßenmacher ❦ original character jamesbondmofo 2012-01-22 08:15 am UTC (link)
	Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you. (Reply to this)

	Charles Xavier ❦ X-Men: First Class itsamutation 2012-01-22 08:21 am UTC (link)
	so i woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious. (Reply to this)

	Roger Cayce ❦ original character isdavidbowiegod 2012-01-22 08:30 am UTC (link)
	His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship. (Reply to this)

	Russell Cayce ❦ original character hey_handsome 2012-01-22 08:44 am UTC (link)
	puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... in between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade (Reply to this)

	Erik Lehnsherr ❦ X-Men: First Class e4e5nf3nc6nc3 2012-01-22 08:51 am UTC (link)
	I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year. (Reply to this)

	arietta 'ari' way ☆ original character recklessheart 2012-01-22 03:06 pm UTC (link)
	someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris" (Reply to this) (Thread)

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hey_handsome, 2012-01-22 08:45 pm UTC

yyyy and i'm so sorry it took so long to correct that typo orz -

recklessheart, 2012-01-23 08:47 pm UTC

Ugh, sorry for the delay. School devours my attention. -

hey_handsome, 2012-02-05 06:40 pm UTC

it's totally cool. <3 -

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	Ashe Corven- The Crow: City Of Angels asecondcrow 2012-01-22 07:33 pm UTC (link)
	NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	Sean Cassidy \| TFXA! papasmurfmcdnld 2012-02-10 06:20 am UTC (link)
	`Trust me I was high for like... five years. I got this.` (Reply to this)

	Saoirse Mactaggert-Cassidy \|\| xmfc crack kid ex_echolocat56 2012-02-10 06:55 am UTC (link)
	`dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.` (Reply to this)

	Sian Cassidy [Banshee] \| X Men: First Class [Rule 63] gonnabebanshee 2012-02-10 06:59 am UTC (link)
	`This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.` (Reply to this)

	Tardis (Dr. Who) 1st_companion 2012-02-10 08:11 am UTC (link)
	im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more (Reply to this)

	Apollo (Inception OC) apollodreaming 2012-02-10 08:11 am UTC (link)
	Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room (Reply to this)

	Caliban 'Cal' Leandros (Nightlife series) aupheling 2012-02-10 08:12 am UTC (link)
	they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend (Reply to this)

	Lonnie Chandler (Jumper OC) imajumper 2012-02-10 08:13 am UTC (link)
	Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it (Reply to this)

	Betty Winchester (Supernatural demi-OC) lady_metallicar 2012-02-10 08:14 am UTC (link)
	Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper. (Reply to this)

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