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Sock It To Meme (sockittomeme) wrote in memebells,
@ 2012-02-09 20:55:00

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[rated] pg, [rated] pg13, [rated] r, [type] awkward, [type] crack, [type] fluff, [type] humor

The Wild Side meme

Readers of fanfiction will recognize this set up straight away. Maybe your character's touched some cursed object they shouldn't have? Maybe they've ticked off the local witch? Maybe it's just in their blood and it's "that time" of the month? Whatever the case, it's time for a change and you just changed right in front of someone...

Fur, fangs, or tails. WHAT NOW?

« Post a comment: Character name, canon/fandom, and any preferences.
« Go to RNG and roll: 1-5 for the duration of the change, 1-4 for the awareness, and 1-25 for the critter they'll be wearing and/or...
« Wait for other newly changed critters to tag back.
« Tag around to other folks!

Duration:
1. A few hours.
2. A day.
3. A week.
4. A month.
5. A year.

Awareness options:
1. None - You've gone completely native.
2. Partial, but fading - You knew, a minute ago, but it's not so clear now...
3. Aware, but non-communicative - You know who you are, who they are, and what happened. Can you find a way to communicate?
4. Dr. Dolittle - You can understand them or they can understand you. Big deal. You're still a frog.

Domestic:
1. Cat - Common tabby? Dainty Siamese? Floofy Persian? You're aloof, stealthy, and the master of your domain. Dig into the catnip and purr, purr, purr.
2. Dog - Little, yappy chihuahua? Great Dane? You're loyal, playful, and eager to please. Who's a good boy? Huh? Who's it? Is it you? Yes it is!
3. Bird - Parrots, parakeets, and finches... Maybe you talk? Maybe you chirp? Maybe you just eat, shit, and rattle the cage bars?
4. Rabbit - Twitchy noses and a hankering for leafy greens. Mind your surroundings and don't eat the black jellybeans.
5. Hamster - The world is your Habitrail. Except during the day, you lazy, furry bastard.

Herpetological
6. Snake - Scaly, but not slimy. Poisonous? Constrictor? C'mon, get slinky.
7. Lizard - Still more scales, but you've got a leg up on your slithering brethren (probably four of them).
8. Toad/Frog - Can you convince anyone to kiss you?
9. Turtle/Tortoise - Slow down, speedy! What do you think this is? A race?
10. Alligator/Croc - Ain't she a beauty?

Small Exotics:
11. Bat - They're great survivors.
12. Ferret - Shifty little bastards. Hide your shiny objects and watch your toes.
13. Sugar Glider - Nervous, nocturnal little marsupials. Your one function in life is to be adorable. Go with it.
14. Skunk - When you get pissed off, someone else gets pissed on.
15. Tarantula - You look terrifying, but you break like glass. Watch your step. All eight of them.

Large Exotics:
16. Large cat - Lions, tigers, cheetahs, oh my! They don't make carpeted climbing trees in your size.
17. Bird of prey - Eagle, hawk, falcon. The sky's the limit. No, really.
18. Horse - Watch out for those Texans and their spurs. On the upside, you are your own transportation.
19. Primate - Monkeys, gorillas, baboons... have a swinging good time!
20. Canidae - Wolves, foxes, coyote. Bark at the moon, but watch out for the animal control truck.

Holy Crap!:
21. Kangaroo - G'day, mate.
22. Penguin - Dapper little chap.
23. Walrus - My, but you look cranky.
24. Panda - Your adorableness is exceeded only by your ability to snatch someone's face off...
25. Bear - Winnie the Pooh you ain't.

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hates_mice
2012-02-11 08:30 am UTC (link)

[ Xerk would have called. He totally would have. If he could. You know. Figure out how to push the buttons on a phone while being tiny and not being able to talk. As it is. He couldn't, so he had been hoping someone would come along and see him or something. So when he heard Bas shouting on the other side of the door, he got very excited. And then panicked. How could he tell Bas to come inside, that he had turned into a tiny creature and needed help? In his panic, he did, however, cry out. ]

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bears_suck
2012-02-11 08:39 am UTC (link)

[What the... what the fuck was that? It sounded like something very squeaky being dragged over a floor. It sounded like a car being started, if the car was chipmunk sized. Or maybe like a small cat being strangled. What ever it was, it wasn't human. Which meant it wasn't Xerk. Basil jimmied the lock, opened the door, and the first thing he saw was this little... squirrely... thing.]

The fuck.

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	hates_mice 2012-02-11 08:46 am UTC (link)
	[ Oh. The noise got a positive response! Happy day! Xerk took the chance to chirp happily as he scrambled over to climb up Basil's leg. Surely Bas will know what to do! ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bears_suck 2012-02-11 08:54 am UTC (link)
	[Basil froze as the thing started climbing him. Like actually climbing him, like he was a tree or something. When it got to about his thigh, Basil carefully detached it from his jeans and held it in his hands, looking at it. Not a squirrel, but what the hell was it? And more importantly, what was it doing here? Still carrying it, Basil went to look around for Xerxes.] (Reply to this) (Parent)

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