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Sock It To Meme (sockittomeme) wrote in memebells,
@ 2012-02-09 20:55:00

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[rated] pg, [rated] pg13, [rated] r, [type] awkward, [type] crack, [type] fluff, [type] humor

The Wild Side meme

Readers of fanfiction will recognize this set up straight away. Maybe your character's touched some cursed object they shouldn't have? Maybe they've ticked off the local witch? Maybe it's just in their blood and it's "that time" of the month? Whatever the case, it's time for a change and you just changed right in front of someone...

Fur, fangs, or tails. WHAT NOW?

« Post a comment: Character name, canon/fandom, and any preferences.
« Go to RNG and roll: 1-5 for the duration of the change, 1-4 for the awareness, and 1-25 for the critter they'll be wearing and/or...
« Wait for other newly changed critters to tag back.
« Tag around to other folks!

Duration:
1. A few hours.
2. A day.
3. A week.
4. A month.
5. A year.

Awareness options:
1. None - You've gone completely native.
2. Partial, but fading - You knew, a minute ago, but it's not so clear now...
3. Aware, but non-communicative - You know who you are, who they are, and what happened. Can you find a way to communicate?
4. Dr. Dolittle - You can understand them or they can understand you. Big deal. You're still a frog.

Domestic:
1. Cat - Common tabby? Dainty Siamese? Floofy Persian? You're aloof, stealthy, and the master of your domain. Dig into the catnip and purr, purr, purr.
2. Dog - Little, yappy chihuahua? Great Dane? You're loyal, playful, and eager to please. Who's a good boy? Huh? Who's it? Is it you? Yes it is!
3. Bird - Parrots, parakeets, and finches... Maybe you talk? Maybe you chirp? Maybe you just eat, shit, and rattle the cage bars?
4. Rabbit - Twitchy noses and a hankering for leafy greens. Mind your surroundings and don't eat the black jellybeans.
5. Hamster - The world is your Habitrail. Except during the day, you lazy, furry bastard.

Herpetological
6. Snake - Scaly, but not slimy. Poisonous? Constrictor? C'mon, get slinky.
7. Lizard - Still more scales, but you've got a leg up on your slithering brethren (probably four of them).
8. Toad/Frog - Can you convince anyone to kiss you?
9. Turtle/Tortoise - Slow down, speedy! What do you think this is? A race?
10. Alligator/Croc - Ain't she a beauty?

Small Exotics:
11. Bat - They're great survivors.
12. Ferret - Shifty little bastards. Hide your shiny objects and watch your toes.
13. Sugar Glider - Nervous, nocturnal little marsupials. Your one function in life is to be adorable. Go with it.
14. Skunk - When you get pissed off, someone else gets pissed on.
15. Tarantula - You look terrifying, but you break like glass. Watch your step. All eight of them.

Large Exotics:
16. Large cat - Lions, tigers, cheetahs, oh my! They don't make carpeted climbing trees in your size.
17. Bird of prey - Eagle, hawk, falcon. The sky's the limit. No, really.
18. Horse - Watch out for those Texans and their spurs. On the upside, you are your own transportation.
19. Primate - Monkeys, gorillas, baboons... have a swinging good time!
20. Canidae - Wolves, foxes, coyote. Bark at the moon, but watch out for the animal control truck.

Holy Crap!:
21. Kangaroo - G'day, mate.
22. Penguin - Dapper little chap.
23. Walrus - My, but you look cranky.
24. Panda - Your adorableness is exceeded only by your ability to snatch someone's face off...
25. Bear - Winnie the Pooh you ain't.

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	amyctic 2012-02-11 07:55 am UTC (link)
	[ Yo, Winnie, where you at? Your boyfriend is here to take you on a date to watch all the dumbasses in the mall freak out about V Day! ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	3-2-12 aka ferret time icemaidenwinnie 2012-02-11 07:59 am UTC (link)
	[Currently not talking to you at the moment. Because she's a ferret. She might, on the other hand, be skittering across the floor to make an attempt to crawl up a pants leg.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amyctic 2012-02-11 08:02 am UTC (link)
	[ JESUS CHRIST WHEN DID THEY GET A FERRET? Rick takes a careful, if speedy, step back, looking around for Winnie. ] Win? When'd you get us a ferret? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	icemaidenwinnie 2012-02-11 08:05 am UTC (link)
	[GDI RICK. LISTEN TO THE PLAINTIVE SQUEAKS OF YOUR TINY FERRET GIRL- omg did you know your watch is shiny? Because it is! And she's going to jump at it now because she can and because, hey she bought it for you and is trying to hint drop.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amyctic 2012-02-11 08:09 am UTC (link)
	[ UM. Crazy ferret get away from the watch! Rick stuff his hands into his pockets, glaring at the bouncing ball of fuzz on the floor, walking carefully around it to try to find Winnie. ] Win? Babe? The ferret's attacking me, I'd really like some explanation as to where the fuck it came from! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	icemaidenwinnie 2012-02-11 08:15 am UTC (link)
	[Have you ever seen a ferret facepalm before? Because you have now, Rick. Before an idea hits her and she scurries over to an end table that Winnie usually uses as an emergency stashing away place. She balances on her teeny tiny hind legs and wraps her paws around the small, crystal knob and tries pulling it open. C'mon Rick, you have to get this hint.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amyctic 2012-02-11 08:31 am UTC (link)
	[ ...okay, that's new. Maybe she got a trained ferret? Rick gives up on looking for Winnie and sits down on the floor, staring at the ferret in a mixture of confusion and awe. ] Well, little guy, do you know where Winnie went? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	icemaidenwinnie 2012-02-11 08:39 am UTC (link)
	[Rick, Winnie loves you dearly, but you suck at catching hints. So she's just going to stare, hoping that he notices that, hey, this is a face she makes all the time at people who just don't get it.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amyctic 2012-02-13 09:47 am UTC (link)
	...that is so weird, Winnie makes that exact same face sometimes. [ That gets a small smile, and Rick reaches over to pick the ferret up, rubbing between its ears. So what, he's more fond of the thing because it looks like Winnie, shut up. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	icemaidenwinnie 2012-02-15 03:06 am UTC (link)
	[Oh. That feels good. And she would be making happy ferret sounds if she wasn't too busy facepalming. Rick. Why do you do this to her?] (Reply to this) (Parent)

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