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Rose Tyler (made_my_choice) wrote in memebells,
@ 2012-01-14 22:11:00

Entry tags:

[rated] nc17, [type] awkward, [type] fluff, [type] humor, [type] love, [type] sex, [type] shipping, [warning] possible triggers

010. Caught in the act

Caught In The Act Meme
(Extended Edition)

We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.

* Post with your character's name and fandom in the subject line
* Others reply, stumbling in on you.
* You pick a reaction from the list below. (Or roll 1-10!)
* PROFIT!

(Warning: possible triggers beyond!)

REACTIONS:
1) Embarrassment Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.

2) Anger How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.

3) Excitement Exhibitionism happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue~ Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, hehehe...

4) Apathy Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.

5) Squick Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.

6) Delayed reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.

7) Derailed reaction Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.

8) Frustration COME ON, EVERY TIME!

9) Relief Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.

10) Wildcard! You know the rules!

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	h_hornblower 2012-01-17 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	He let out a curse and shot, unsurprisingly going wide. He dropped the now useless gun and dove, hitting the water with a splash. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	foughtlikeaman 2012-01-18 07:06 pm UTC (link)
	She was just a little surprised at that, already rowing hard, realizing that she may have misjudged him, just a little. What she called back to him when he surfaced was: "And you said I was mad!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	h_hornblower 2012-01-18 07:10 pm UTC (link)
	He pulled himself over the side of her boat, naked and dripping. "You are going to return to the ship and stand trial for whatever it is you've done." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	foughtlikeaman 2012-01-18 09:06 pm UTC (link)
	"You're going to catch your death of cold." She chided, "And I've been up at trial before, it didn't take." She shook her head, "And as for this time? Startling a captain and borrowing a boat." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	h_hornblower 2012-01-18 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	"Being on my ship under a false name? Oh, I could probably even have you up for desertion." He flashed a small smile. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	foughtlikeaman 2012-01-18 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	She'd stopped rowing, for the moment at least, "I suppose you could at that." A shrug, "I really was just looking for passage, and I don't believe in sitting idle while traveling, this was the easiest way to do both." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	h_hornblower 2012-01-18 11:56 pm UTC (link)
	"I'm afraid I can't let you steal this boat," he said, considering her. "But if you re-disguise yourself, perhaps I could get you a bit closer to where you are going." (Reply to this) (Parent)

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