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Rose Tyler (made_my_choice) wrote in memebells,
@ 2012-01-14 22:11:00

Entry tags:

[rated] nc17, [type] awkward, [type] fluff, [type] humor, [type] love, [type] sex, [type] shipping, [warning] possible triggers

010. Caught in the act

Caught In The Act Meme
(Extended Edition)

We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.

* Post with your character's name and fandom in the subject line
* Others reply, stumbling in on you.
* You pick a reaction from the list below. (Or roll 1-10!)
* PROFIT!

(Warning: possible triggers beyond!)

REACTIONS:
1) Embarrassment Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.

2) Anger How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.

3) Excitement Exhibitionism happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue~ Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, hehehe...

4) Apathy Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.

5) Squick Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.

6) Delayed reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.

7) Derailed reaction Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.

8) Frustration COME ON, EVERY TIME!

9) Relief Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.

10) Wildcard! You know the rules!

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Re: River Song | Doctor Who | OTA

todayistheday
2012-01-16 06:17 pm UTC (link)

Oh yes, not physical which is why he goes and kisses everyone who enters his TARDIS. She's really going to have to go and get one of those defabricator things that Jack had that one time. That would definitely come in handy.

When he puts his hands on her, she just laughs and starts to get up. Of course she's going to use that opportunity to press herself right up against him. "I don't think the room has anything to do with it, sweetie. I can continue anywhere I'd like. Having you help though would be a big improvement."

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Re: River Song | Doctor Who | OTA

believesinher
2012-01-16 06:26 pm UTC (link)

Oh sure, and defabricating crowds of people will be all fun and games until she gets his coat. Then he will...he will be very displeased. He's very vain this time around, and thus very attached to his clothes. Also, Janis Joplin gave him that particular coat, and unlike his suits he can't just replace it.

His expression remains pretty much unchanged when she stands. While it's a bonus he didn't have to actually drag her out, the fact that he had to go as far as grabbing her doesn't relieve his irritation (as it is now, originally it was only mild annoyance) at all. "If the room doesn't matter, I'm sure you'll have an easier time of finding it." Yeah, he's straight up ignoring the last part of her statement in favor of sidestepping her and encouraging her on toward the door. At the moment, 'encouragement' is a nudge to her shoulder-blade, should that fail, though, he's still capable of hauling her out.

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	Re: River Song \| Doctor Who \| OTA todayistheday 2012-01-16 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	Oh no, she wouldn't touch the coat. She knew better than that. Still, it might make do in certain situations such as this. River laughs a little and remains where she is. Yes, he's going to have to drag her out. The nudge isn't making her go anywhere. She's settled for touching him inappropriately. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: River Song | Doctor Who | OTA

believesinher
2012-01-16 06:35 pm UTC (link)

He's still a pretty big fan of his clothes. It might not be the best ice breaker.

He huffs once it becomes apparent she's not about to walk out on her own and grabs her arm once more--somewhat more gently this time, as she's at least no longer in his bed. Any part of her wandering deliberately into no-fly zones is going to be firmly guided away with his free hand, and...accomplish very little. It's difficult to turn on a Time Lord who's in a mood. It has something to do with that pesky total control of their anatomy thing. "Professor River Song, you have terrible manners."

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	Re: River Song \| Doctor Who \| OTA todayistheday 2012-01-16 07:01 pm UTC (link)
	With a snort, she is carefully guided out of the room. "Manners is what you're worried about sweetie?" She leaned up and kissed his cheek. "Oh you have no idea." And then she was off, naked and wandering around the TARDIS. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: River Song | Doctor Who | OTA

believesinher
2012-01-16 07:05 pm UTC (link)

For the most part? Yep, pretty much. He actually doesn't care how she enjoys herself on the TARDIS, aside from mild annoyance at running into it, as is reasonable he feels, as long as it's not in his room. He has simple rules.

He sets any clothing of hers he finds outside the door, and rather than go out and run into her before she's...finished, he flops down on his chair and cracks open a book.

What in Omega's name did his future self get them into?

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