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Rose Tyler (made_my_choice) wrote in memebells,
@ 2012-01-14 22:11:00

Entry tags:

[rated] nc17, [type] awkward, [type] fluff, [type] humor, [type] love, [type] sex, [type] shipping, [warning] possible triggers

010. Caught in the act

Caught In The Act Meme
(Extended Edition)

We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.

* Post with your character's name and fandom in the subject line
* Others reply, stumbling in on you.
* You pick a reaction from the list below. (Or roll 1-10!)
* PROFIT!

(Warning: possible triggers beyond!)

REACTIONS:
1) Embarrassment Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.

2) Anger How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.

3) Excitement Exhibitionism happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue~ Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, hehehe...

4) Apathy Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.

5) Squick Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.

6) Delayed reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.

7) Derailed reaction Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.

8) Frustration COME ON, EVERY TIME!

9) Relief Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.

10) Wildcard! You know the rules!

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ofinnuendosquad
2012-01-15 09:44 pm UTC (link)

"Nice to meet you John Watson."His tone was still was flirtly despite the others frown. He'd met plently of people without sunny dispostions, never stopped him before really. At the question he glanced down at the manipulator, making a mental note to have it recallibrated though if everyone he accidently teleported in on looked as good as the other man, why would he want to?

"This old thing? Nothing you should worry about.Just a bit of machinary, put me in the wrong place" Smirking, he glanced down pointedly. "I think my apologizy should be giving you hand."He teased.Shameless? Of course.

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	hasbaddays 2012-01-15 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	"That depends on your definition of the word 'nice' here. Frankly I don't find someone just appearing in my room and acting as if it were nothing a 'nice' thing at all.", he frowned, crossing his arms over his chest with a soft huff. "I don't want a hand, Mr. Harkness. I think you should just leave." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ofinnuendosquad
2012-01-15 10:16 pm UTC (link)

"Well, your young."He mummered, though he frowned slightly at the fact that John hadn't warmed up to him. Most usually blushed, got flustered or occisionaly flirted back. Though he simply thought of him as a tough sale.

"Please, call me Jack."He stated with a wink. Sure, he could have easily teleported out and most likely end up somewhere else. Glancing around, he ignored the statement. "Nice digs."

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hasbaddays
2012-01-15 10:31 pm UTC (link)

"Young? You're joking, right?" He laughed softly, pushing back the fact that it was a bit flattering. This man was nothing if probably a bit psychotic if he thought the aging man was indeed young, a thought that immediately sobered his expression. "If I'm 'young' then what does that make you then? If anything I think you've got that backwards."

He tapped his fingers against his arm, vaguely considering his options. Obviously Holmes more than likely wouldn't bother if he was screaming bloody murder in here, no doubt wrapped up in another case. And it's not like he often brought a gun to bed with him. He might have to start after this little run in. "I thought I asked you to leave, Jack.", he stated once more, though this time it wasn't as firm at the last. The other man was interesting to say the very least.

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ofinnuendosquad
2012-01-15 10:40 pm UTC (link)

"Trust me, you really don't wanna know." He mummered seriously, though the flirtily look in his gaze never wavered once as he glanced around. If the other man was going to be stubborn, he could too. Though after a moment his gaze returned to John curiously.

Chuckling, he covered his Manipulator once again, since it clearly wasn't going to be useful for a while. "And yet, I'm still here."He teased, flashing the other man an amused grin."Now, about giving you hands.."

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hasbaddays
2012-01-15 11:01 pm UTC (link)

"If I didn't want to know I wouldn't have asked." He answered back, his expression set and just as serious as the stranger named Jack. He blatantly ignored the flirty look however, intent on at least finding something out about this man other than his name. "You sort of just...appeared here. You owe me that much."

He had to roll his eyes when Jack mentioned still being there, noticing that the young man seemed to be making no real move to leave. The real kicker was that he was still set on that offer of his, the very thought making John turn red almost instantly once more. "I gave you my answer on that already. You don't take the word 'no' to heart. Do you?"

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ofinnuendosquad
2012-01-15 11:22 pm UTC (link)

"Lets just say, I'm not from around here."It was meant to be teasing, really. Plenty of people asked what he was,espically after asking who he was and for the most part he was good at talking himself out of trouble. Though it wasn't his fault he had landed in the wrong place.

"Don't know the meaning of the word."He stated casually. And really there was only person who he would back down from, though he wasn't here at the moment.

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hasbaddays
2012-01-15 11:35 pm UTC (link)

"Well that's somewhat obvious. I know you seem to think you're a bit charming, but you do sort of stick out like a sore thumb still.", John sighed as he crossed his arms over his chest, giving the other a quick once over. Maybe it was the coat.

He cleared his throat at that, trying his best not to look impressed though it was kind of funny the other was so determined. "Maybe I can teach you the meaning of that word then. Whether you understand or not, or chose to pretend that you don't...it doesn't change my answer."

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ofinnuendosquad
2012-01-15 11:43 pm UTC (link)

"Well, no ones complained before now."He stated, though he frowned slightly at the fact the other man wasn't exactly easily swayed to his point of view. He'd really never had problems before, maybe he was losing his touch? Then again, earth, early 21st century...well they should have been much easyier then what he remembered.

Still, a little flirting never hurt anyone and he chuckled. "Your welcome to teach me whatever you want big boy."He mummered, winking before turning to study the flat just a little more.

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hasbaddays
2012-01-16 12:14 am UTC (link)

"I find that hard to believe." John frowned, though he did find it at least somewhat of a breakthrough that the other seemed hurt about that. He hadn't really meant to hurt the other's feelings, but maybe he'd back down just a bit?

"You just...don't stop, do you?", he laughed, taking a seat while the other studied the flat. In a way he felt as if this was all his own fault for wanting a quiet day in. "Right. Well, I'll take that into consideration."

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ofinnuendosquad
2012-01-16 12:30 am UTC (link)

To be honest, he was used to being as bold as he was. The majority of people he met seemed to enjoy it too, at least he assumed they did. They fell into bed with him so he must have been doing something right.

"Never back down, thats my motto."He stated the playfullness in his tone slowly returning as he eventually made his way toward the kitchen. His flirting skills may have been wasted on this strange but he could still make tea. Besides, maybe he'd get lucky and the other man would relax slightly.

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hasbaddays
2012-01-16 12:54 am UTC (link)

"Nice motto, I suppose. Then again, not the safest way to go about things, is it?", he sighed, turning his attention to a book in the hopes that his indifference would drive the other away. It tended to work for his flatmate without too much of a hitch. That plan fell through when he heard the other digging around the kitchen. He pulled himself up with a sigh, gently steering the other to take a seat while he pulled out the kettle. Besides, there were still a few 'experiments' in the kitchen he didn't need the other to disturb. He'd never hear the end of it if he had.

"Well how does an adventurous man like yourself take his tea?"

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	ofinnuendosquad 2012-01-16 02:09 am UTC (link)
	"It is for me."He shrugged, rifling through the cabnits until the other man steered him away. If he was being honest, he probaly wouldn't have thought much of the 'exipirments'either which way.It wasn't like he'd seen worse things. "Suprise me."He answered, taking a seat and linking his hands behind his head. And of course check out the other mans ass with a small smirk. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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