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Tweak says, "orly"

Rose Tyler (made_my_choice) wrote in memebells,
@ 2012-01-14 22:11:00

Entry tags:

[rated] nc17, [type] awkward, [type] fluff, [type] humor, [type] love, [type] sex, [type] shipping, [warning] possible triggers

010. Caught in the act

Caught In The Act Meme
(Extended Edition)

We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.

* Post with your character's name and fandom in the subject line
* Others reply, stumbling in on you.
* You pick a reaction from the list below. (Or roll 1-10!)
* PROFIT!

(Warning: possible triggers beyond!)

REACTIONS:
1) Embarrassment Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.

2) Anger How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.

3) Excitement Exhibitionism happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue~ Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, hehehe...

4) Apathy Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.

5) Squick Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.

6) Delayed reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.

7) Derailed reaction Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.

8) Frustration COME ON, EVERY TIME!

9) Relief Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.

10) Wildcard! You know the rules!

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	ofinnuendosquad 2012-01-15 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	Oh I knew there was a reason I loved the navy.[Smirks, very obviously checking him out.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knowbackofmine 2012-01-15 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	Who the Devil do you think you are? [Stares at him, then reaches for his scabbard that was leaning against the wall, drawing his sword. He points it at the intruder, ignoring the fact that he's still naked] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ofinnuendosquad 2012-01-15 07:19 pm UTC (link)
	Captain Jack Harkness, and who are you? [His tone changes into a flirty one even as he eyes the sword warily.]You should probaly put that down. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knowbackofmine 2012-01-15 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	I should, should I? I'm sure you'd appreciate that. [As a captain he outranks Bush, but he's still not supposed to be on the ship] First Lieutenant William Bush. State your purpose here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ofinnuendosquad 2012-01-15 07:44 pm UTC (link)
	I'd appreciate a lot of things, actually. [Not that it'll stop him from moving closer casually, hands held up in an unarmed gesture. Though he doubts the man would actually use the sword, really.]Lets just say I'm a stow away. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knowbackofmine 2012-01-15 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	A stowaway? And a captain? It doesn't add up, sir. [Raises his sword, gently touching the point against the man's throat] Why shouldn't I kill you out of hand? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ofinnuendosquad 2012-01-15 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah I get that alot.[Frowns at the weapon at his throat, not that it'll stop him or anything, really. He'd had worse things pointed at him after all.]Woah, easy now. Well, I was just exploring, but I think offering you a hand would be a better deal.[Nods toward the other mans 'problem'] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knowbackofmine 2012-01-15 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	[His eyes narrow just slightly, considering] Try anything and you're a dead man. [He carefully lowers the sword, and nods sharply] On your knees, then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ofinnuendosquad 2012-01-15 08:25 pm UTC (link)
	I'll keep that in mind. [relaxes when the other drops the sword, moving closer. Naval officers, always so bossy. Though he kinda liked it, even as he did as ordered and sank to the ground before reaching out to trace his fingers over the other mans lenght slowly.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knowbackofmine 2012-01-15 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	Mmmm. Good. [Lets his eyes drift closed, tipping his head back] More. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ofinnuendosquad 2012-01-15 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	[Leans in, continuing to trail his fingers up and down the skin before curling his fingers around it and stroking just as slowly for a moment.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knowbackofmine 2012-01-16 01:26 am UTC (link)
	[Reaches down, twining his fingers into his hair] You can do better than that, boy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ofinnuendosquad 2012-01-16 01:48 am UTC (link)
	[Raises an eyebrow, not that he minds taking orders really. Ducking his head, he swallowed the other down slowly. Trailing his tounge over the vein on the underside teasingly.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knowbackofmine 2012-01-16 02:00 am UTC (link)
	[Groans softly, throwing his head back and tightening his grip in his hair.] Just like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ofinnuendosquad 2012-01-16 02:23 am UTC (link)
	[Swallows him deeper with expert ease. Tounge flicking over the head as leaned foward, hands falling to the others waist absently.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knowbackofmine 2012-01-16 02:37 am UTC (link)
	Ohhhhhh. Ohhhh, yes. [Smirks and thrusts his hips forward] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ofinnuendosquad 2012-01-16 02:48 am UTC (link)
	[Trails his tounge over the other mans lenght slowly as he pulls back. Glancing upward absently before swallowing him practially all the way down. He's had loads of practice, after all.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knowbackofmine 2012-01-16 03:01 am UTC (link)
	[Groans deep in his throat, swaying slightly on his feet. That's so good, so very wonderful. He hasn't felt anything so amazing in so long] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ofinnuendosquad 2012-01-16 03:06 am UTC (link)
	[Slides his hands up and down the others legs before curling his fingers around his waist as though to help keep him upright. Continuing to trail his tounge over his lenght he pulled back, nipping harmlessly at the heated skin] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knowbackofmine 2012-01-16 03:36 am UTC (link)
	[His fingers slide over the man's cheek before curling possessively around the back of his neck. His voice is rough and breathless] Don't stop. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ofinnuendosquad 2012-01-16 03:45 am UTC (link)
	[Shivers slightly but dips his head, swallowing the other man down once more. Humming softly around him this time as his he bobs his head, tracing his fingers over the skin that doesnt quite fit.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knowbackofmine 2012-01-16 04:11 am UTC (link)
	[His head tips back and a cry is torn from his throat. He thrusts forward into his mouth with unbridled passion] (Reply to this) (Parent)

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