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Tweak says, "That's my other dog impression"

Rose Tyler (made_my_choice) wrote in memebells,
@ 2012-01-14 22:11:00

Entry tags:

[rated] nc17, [type] awkward, [type] fluff, [type] humor, [type] love, [type] sex, [type] shipping, [warning] possible triggers

010. Caught in the act

Caught In The Act Meme
(Extended Edition)

We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.

* Post with your character's name and fandom in the subject line
* Others reply, stumbling in on you.
* You pick a reaction from the list below. (Or roll 1-10!)
* PROFIT!

(Warning: possible triggers beyond!)

REACTIONS:
1) Embarrassment Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.

2) Anger How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.

3) Excitement Exhibitionism happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue~ Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, hehehe...

4) Apathy Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.

5) Squick Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.

6) Delayed reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.

7) Derailed reaction Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.

8) Frustration COME ON, EVERY TIME!

9) Relief Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.

10) Wildcard! You know the rules!

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	Re: Lt. William Bush \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA h_hornblower 2012-01-15 06:20 pm UTC (link)
	"Mr. Bush, I..." He stopped, staring, then turned around. "Oh, good Lord. My apologies." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Lt. William Bush \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA knowbackofmine 2012-01-15 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	He stopped what he was doing, but made no move to cover himself. He lifted his hand to his forehead in a salute. "Sir." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Lt. William Bush \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA h_hornblower 2012-01-15 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	He glanced back, then resolutely averted his eyes once more. "I need to see you in my cabin in half an hour, Mr. Bush." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Lt. William Bush \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA knowbackofmine 2012-01-15 06:54 pm UTC (link)
	"Is something the matter, sir?" He stepped closer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Lt. William Bush \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA h_hornblower 2012-01-15 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	"No, I just... need to discuss some strategy with you, Mr. Bush." He kept his eyes determinedly away from the man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Lt. William Bush \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA knowbackofmine 2012-01-15 07:09 pm UTC (link)
	He reached out and laid a hand on his arm. "Sir..." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Lt. William Bush \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA h_hornblower 2012-01-15 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	"Yes, Mr. Bush?" He looked down at the hand on his arm. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Lt. William Bush \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA knowbackofmine 2012-01-15 07:14 pm UTC (link)
	"Have I upset you, sir?" he murmured, his voice low. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Lt. William Bush \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA h_hornblower 2012-01-15 07:18 pm UTC (link)
	"Of course not, William," he said softly. "I... This... I should have knocked. I... did not mean to disturb you." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Lt. William Bush \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA knowbackofmine 2012-01-15 07:27 pm UTC (link)
	"You could never disturb me, Horatio." His voice was almost a purr now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Lt. William Bush \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA h_hornblower 2012-01-15 07:30 pm UTC (link)
	He gulped softly at that tone in Bush's voice. "I... That's... good to know," he whispered, eyes flicking to meet the other man's. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Lt. William Bush \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA knowbackofmine 2012-01-15 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	"Would you like to stay?" he murmured. It was presumptuous; he shouldn't say such a thing to his superior. But something about the situation overruled his sense. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Lt. William Bush \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA h_hornblower 2012-01-15 07:44 pm UTC (link)
	His mouth dropped open. "I... stay? What do you mean, stay?" His tongue flicked out to wet his suddenly dry lips. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Lt. William Bush \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA knowbackofmine 2012-01-15 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, this was a mistake. But he couldn't help himself. He lifted his hand, his fingers brushing lightly against Horatio's jaw. "I mean... stay," he breathed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Lt. William Bush \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA h_hornblower 2012-01-15 07:58 pm UTC (link)
	"Mr. Bush, you're naked. And... and... What do you imply that I do?" He shivered at the man's touch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Lt. William Bush \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA knowbackofmine 2012-01-15 08:01 pm UTC (link)
	"Whatever you'd like," he murmured. He leaned in, pressing his lips to the man's neck, just below the ear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Lt. William Bush \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA h_hornblower 2012-01-15 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	He gasped, pressing instinctively against the man. That was... making him burn. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Lt. William Bush \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA knowbackofmine 2012-01-15 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	His arms circled the younger man, pulling him against him. "Horatio," he whispered huskily. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Lt. William Bush \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA h_hornblower 2012-01-16 01:30 am UTC (link)
	"William." He melted into his arms, quite content to let him do anything he wanted. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Lt. William Bush \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA knowbackofmine 2012-01-16 01:59 am UTC (link)
	He stepped forward, pinning the captain against the door, his body pressing firmly against him. His mouth came down on his forcefully. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Lt. William Bush \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA h_hornblower 2012-01-16 02:01 am UTC (link)
	He whimpered, clinging to him, grateful for his support. His knees felt too weak to hold him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Lt. William Bush \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA knowbackofmine 2012-01-16 02:03 am UTC (link)
	His fingers moved quickly, ripping Horatio's shirt buttons free. He pushed the fabric aside, drawing his fingertips over the warm skin. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Lt. William Bush \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA h_hornblower 2012-01-16 02:06 am UTC (link)
	"Oh, good Lord." He closed his eyes, gasping for breath. That felt incredible. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Lt. William Bush \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA knowbackofmine 2012-01-16 02:20 am UTC (link)
	His hand slid lower, cupping Horatio through his breeches. "If I might presume, Captain," he purred. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Lt. William Bush \| Horatio Hornblower \| OTA h_hornblower 2012-01-16 02:23 am UTC (link)
	Oh. Oh. He whimpered, pushing into his hand. He'd never felt anything like this. "I... presume away, Lieutenant," he forced out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)