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Rose Tyler (made_my_choice) wrote in memebells,
@ 2012-01-14 22:11:00

Entry tags:

[rated] nc17, [type] awkward, [type] fluff, [type] humor, [type] love, [type] sex, [type] shipping, [warning] possible triggers

010. Caught in the act

Caught In The Act Meme
(Extended Edition)

We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.

* Post with your character's name and fandom in the subject line
* Others reply, stumbling in on you.
* You pick a reaction from the list below. (Or roll 1-10!)
* PROFIT!

(Warning: possible triggers beyond!)

REACTIONS:
1) Embarrassment Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.

2) Anger How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.

3) Excitement Exhibitionism happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue~ Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, hehehe...

4) Apathy Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.

5) Squick Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.

6) Delayed reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.

7) Derailed reaction Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.

8) Frustration COME ON, EVERY TIME!

9) Relief Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.

10) Wildcard! You know the rules!

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	Re: 2 fantastic_doc 2012-01-15 01:55 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry, sorry... [Blushes deeply. Honestly, humans, always thinking with their bits...] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	likeaphoenix 2012-01-15 02:00 pm UTC (link)
	That's a first. I've never been caught before. [She makes short work of starting to put her clothes on. If he sees her, he sees her.] Not that I do... that a lot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fantastic_doc 2012-01-15 02:04 pm UTC (link)
	Course you do. Human, yeah? [That's right, Doctor, cover your embarrassment with snark. He makes a face.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	likeaphoenix 2012-01-15 02:08 pm UTC (link)
	Human, more or less, yeah. But c'mon, there are others far worse than me! [A frustrated sigh, and she pauses, her shirt half on.] One time you catch me and I'm some sort of sex addict. Right. There's some messed up logic if I ever saw some. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fantastic_doc 2012-01-15 02:10 pm UTC (link)
	[Chuckles softly] Never said it was your fault. Blaming your DNA, me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	likeaphoenix 2012-01-15 02:13 pm UTC (link)
	That doesn't make it right. Can't exactly change my DNA. [She gasps with sudden realization and indignance.] That's racist! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fantastic_doc 2012-01-15 02:15 pm UTC (link)
	Oi, that's not. Calling everyone not Time Lord 'lesser species,' that's racist. Love humans, me. Just... not my fault you lot can't stop thinking about sex. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	likeaphoenix 2012-01-15 02:17 pm UTC (link)
	Sex is a beautiful and perfectly natural thing. And you wouldn't know I was thinking about it so much if you'd knocked! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fantastic_doc 2012-01-15 02:22 pm UTC (link)
	Said I was sorry. How was I supposed to know you were doing that? [Blushes again] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	likeaphoenix 2012-01-15 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	You're the one acting like it's something I do all the time just because I'm human. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fantastic_doc 2012-01-15 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	Well... not all the time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	likeaphoenix 2012-01-15 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, you implied that it's something I do a lot. Close enough. I have... needs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fantastic_doc 2012-01-15 06:46 pm UTC (link)
	More often than me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	likeaphoenix 2012-01-15 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	I think everyone has them more often than you. [But talking about him gets her blushing a little.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fantastic_doc 2012-01-15 06:54 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, well. Like I said. Humans are always thinking with their bits. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	likeaphoenix 2012-01-15 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	I use my brain when I have to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fantastic_doc 2012-01-15 07:01 pm UTC (link)
	Hope so. You'll need it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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