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Rose Tyler (made_my_choice) wrote in memebells,
@ 2012-01-14 22:11:00

Entry tags:

[rated] nc17, [type] awkward, [type] fluff, [type] humor, [type] love, [type] sex, [type] shipping, [warning] possible triggers

010. Caught in the act

Caught In The Act Meme
(Extended Edition)

We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.

* Post with your character's name and fandom in the subject line
* Others reply, stumbling in on you.
* You pick a reaction from the list below. (Or roll 1-10!)
* PROFIT!

(Warning: possible triggers beyond!)

REACTIONS:
1) Embarrassment Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.

2) Anger How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.

3) Excitement Exhibitionism happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue~ Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, hehehe...

4) Apathy Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.

5) Squick Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.

6) Delayed reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.

7) Derailed reaction Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.

8) Frustration COME ON, EVERY TIME!

9) Relief Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.

10) Wildcard! You know the rules!

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	lmao. oh 10. jack still loves you. ofinnuendosquad 2012-01-15 08:54 am UTC (link)
	[Of course your not, Doctor. Jack just happens to have that special 6th sense that lets him know when your doing something naughty. Or he just has really good timing, depends on how you look at it.] I..just saw the ship outside and came to say hi. But this is much better entertainment. [Smirks.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: lmao. oh 10. jack still loves you. believesinher 2012-01-15 08:58 am UTC (link)
	[Horrible. You meant to say horrible timing.] There are doors, Jack. There's knockers on those doors. I have a phone! You could even use the doorbell I just installed! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ofinnuendosquad 2012-01-15 09:12 am UTC (link)
	[Pff. He doesnt think its so horrible.] Whats the point in having a key if I have to knock first? [Raises an eyebrow]besides, not like you have anything I havn't seen before. Though I was kinda hoping for two...[Glances down pointedly. Thought its obvious he's teasing about the latter part.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

believesinher
2012-01-15 09:37 am UTC (link)

[He's not seven hundred years frustrated.]

The key is for the front door, it's not an invitation to go exploring every locked room in the TARDIS. [He should go back and slap his last self for letting slip the key worked on all the locks. Because he's too lazy to change every lock on the TARDIS.] Oi! [Stop impinging on his dignity! Destroyer of worlds, Jack!] If you haven't got an emergency, then get out! Go!

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	ofinnuendosquad 2012-01-15 09:56 am UTC (link)
	You never complained before.[Frowns slightly, though he does glance up at the familier tone. He knew better then to piss off the Doctor...but it wasn't like he could help himself now could he?] I meant that in the nice possable way, Doctor. [Raises an eyebrow.]Sure you don't need a hand...or three? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

believesinher
2012-01-16 07:27 am UTC (link)

[He's not strictly angry yet, just severely annoyed. He was kind of in the middle of something, Jack. Also, if he'd needed a hand he'd have asked for one, Jack. He's already got three, though, doesn't he?

Anyway, forget about it, Jack, he'll just be doing himself up if there's no getting rid of you.] Captain Jack Harkness, what did you say you were here for? To say 'hi'...right. Hello Captain, you're a ways from Cardiff, aren't you? Do you need a lift back?

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