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Tweak says, "Where's my gun?"

Rose Tyler (made_my_choice) wrote in memebells,
@ 2012-01-14 22:11:00

Entry tags:

[rated] nc17, [type] awkward, [type] fluff, [type] humor, [type] love, [type] sex, [type] shipping, [warning] possible triggers

010. Caught in the act

Caught In The Act Meme
(Extended Edition)

We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.

* Post with your character's name and fandom in the subject line
* Others reply, stumbling in on you.
* You pick a reaction from the list below. (Or roll 1-10!)
* PROFIT!

(Warning: possible triggers beyond!)

REACTIONS:
1) Embarrassment Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.

2) Anger How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.

3) Excitement Exhibitionism happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue~ Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, hehehe...

4) Apathy Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.

5) Squick Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.

6) Delayed reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.

7) Derailed reaction Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.

8) Frustration COME ON, EVERY TIME!

9) Relief Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.

10) Wildcard! You know the rules!

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	1 made_my_choice 2012-01-15 07:23 am UTC (link)
	[She...she's not even going to try to explain it. No one should need to explain why she might be motivated to seek some quality time with silicon animal friends when living with The Doctor and Jack Harkness. Still, while Jack may be shameless? She's not. At all. Squeak! She yanks up her covers immediately] Jack! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ofinnuendosquad 2012-01-15 07:32 am UTC (link)
	Oh relax, you don't have anything I havn't seen before.[Though he frowns slightly at startling her. He hadn't meant to really, he had just been coming to see if she wanted to explore the city, or whatever the next planet they landed on hand, with him for once.] Though if you need a hand..[Grins teasingly, waggling his eyebrows playfully.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	made_my_choice 2012-01-15 07:45 am UTC (link)
	[Jack. Jack. You're getting a pillow to the face.] Get. Out! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ofinnuendosquad 2012-01-15 07:53 am UTC (link)
	[He can't help but laugh, swatting it away.]Ok, I'll take that as a no. [Not that its ever stopped him before...] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	made_my_choice 2012-01-15 08:03 am UTC (link)
	[No's are valid reasons to stop, Jack.] Ouuuuutttt! [Before she dies of embarrassment.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ofinnuendosquad 2012-01-15 08:11 am UTC (link)
	[Not to him, its not!]Ok ok, geeze. [Rubs his ear, though his gaze does flicker downward slightly as he smirks] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	made_my_choice 2012-01-15 08:19 am UTC (link)
	[That's mildly worrying.] Oi! Eyes front and center! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ofinnuendosquad 2012-01-15 08:22 am UTC (link)
	[Chuckles.]Like I said, I'd be willing to lend a hand.[Winks.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	made_my_choice 2012-01-15 08:52 am UTC (link)
	[Reddest face ever. If she had another pillow...] I didn't ask! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ofinnuendosquad 2012-01-15 08:57 am UTC (link)
	[He can't help but laugh at that, shaking his head but he did take a more cautious step backward. Pillows he could deal with, but it wasn't like he'd had other things thrown at him before either.] And thats a shame, because I never get complaints. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	made_my_choice 2012-01-15 09:20 am UTC (link)
	[She's a Tyler woman. Throwing things at him is not the extent of her possible wrath. She'd make a quip about him barging in, as far as 'complaints' go, but she's still a little mortified about getting caught with her smuggled friend. Even if it's Jack.] Cos you ignore the Doctor's. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ofinnuendosquad 2012-01-15 09:34 am UTC (link)
	[Of course he'd seen how wrathful she could get, but he happened to think he was so lovable that it wouldn't make a difference.] He complains about everything, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	made_my_choice 2012-01-16 05:35 am UTC (link)
	[Loveability ends when walking in on her. Except maybe if he were the Doctor. Or, s the case may be this time, if he'd brought him with.] Yeah well sometimes he's got a reason to. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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