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Tweak says, "Monkey Boy!"

memesheep (memesheep) wrote in memebells,
@ 2012-05-16 21:01:00

TFLN
TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

How To:

01. Post with your character and fandom.
02. In the box, put your text from last night. If you can't think of one, go to the TFLN site to find one. Please remember that you're the one texting the first message so please don't leave your comment blank.
03. Tag others to make it more fun! Mistexts happen all the time, right? ;)

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	milkshaking 2012-05-19 03:29 am UTC (link)
	`oh. well i guess that's good. but yeah no babies anytime soon. i'm so glad i don't have to worry about that kind of thing. sometimes being a virgin and having no prospects is great.` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	overtherainbow_ 2012-05-19 03:30 am UTC (link)
	`you could totally get laid if you wanted to. i mean unless youre like saving yourself which well how will you know when its the one and shit?` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	milkshaking 2012-05-19 03:33 am UTC (link)
	`i'm not saving myself for anyone in particular, it just hasn't felt right yet. i never liked anybody enough, i guess. i could get laid if i wanted to, but hooking up seems like a bad way to go about losing your virginity.` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	overtherainbow_ 2012-05-19 03:35 am UTC (link)
	`depends on whos doing it. i could hook you up. virginity is not a precious commodity. you should really spend time enjoying yourself and learning what you like so when you find 'the one' you can make it seriously count.` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	milkshaking 2012-05-19 03:41 am UTC (link)
	`i don't think it's precious or anything, i'm not super attached to it and i'm definitely not waiting for marriage. i'd just rather know the guy, you know? have a connection beyond just run of the mill chemistry.` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	overtherainbow_ 2012-05-19 03:49 am UTC (link)
	`youre seriously underestimating chemistry. i am now making it my goal to get you laid come hell or high water. oh, ill even let you borrow charlie. but only once.` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	milkshaking 2012-05-19 03:51 am UTC (link)
	`if charlie is your vibrator or something, thanks but i'll pass. you don't need to get me laid, either. it'll happen when it happens.` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	overtherainbow_ 2012-05-19 03:52 am UTC (link)
	`ew no. charlie is this tall blonde british dude i met. hes fucking gorgeous and he cooks and i want to keep him forever. youd totally want to borrow him if you saw him.` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	milkshaking 2012-05-19 03:56 am UTC (link)
	`if you want to keep him forever then why are you lending him out to people? does he know you're offering him up to take your friends' virginity? somehow i think he probably won't like that.` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	overtherainbow_ 2012-05-19 04:02 am UTC (link)
	`not to people. to you. you're special. you need to get laid. and he doesnt know but thats beside the point. i could totally be there. we could make it a threesome even though i dont like girls. guys dream about that shit all the time.` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	milkshaking 2012-05-19 04:04 am UTC (link)
	`what? no. i like you ladybug but if neither of us are into girl a threesome just would not end well. i don't even want to sleep with this charlie person! if i said i know who i want to lose my virginity to would you stop this ridiculousness` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	overtherainbow_ 2012-05-19 04:05 am UTC (link)
	`maybe. tell me.` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	milkshaking 2012-05-19 04:06 am UTC (link)
	`if you promise not to tell him.` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	overtherainbow_ 2012-05-19 04:07 am UTC (link)
	`i may not even know him so tell me. nyc is a big city.` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	milkshaking 2012-05-19 04:08 am UTC (link)
	`you know him. timmy if you tell him i will break you dorothy` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	overtherainbow_ 2012-05-19 04:09 am UTC (link)
	`oh please you wouldnt break me. =P but okay i wont tell him. its so cute that you like him.` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	milkshaking 2012-05-19 04:11 am UTC (link)
	`i don't like him! he's my best friend, that's all. well, aside from day. i just think he'd be really sweet, and he'd make sure it didn't hurt or whatever. i would so break you if you told him.` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	overtherainbow_ 2012-05-19 04:13 am UTC (link)
	`you dont at all think that sacrificing your purity to timmy turner at all means you like him? you are worse than i am. and you wouldnt break me. youd just... cry. =P` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	milkshaking 2012-05-19 04:14 am UTC (link)
	`i'm not sacrificing my purity! i'm making sure my first time doesn't completely suck! i would break you and cry. don't test me, dorothy gale. i will fuck you up.` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	overtherainbow_ 2012-05-19 04:15 am UTC (link)
	`yes you are. molly and timmy sittin' in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g. first comes shagging, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage. quit lying to yourself and i wont have to tell him.` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	milkshaking 2012-05-19 04:18 am UTC (link)
	`i'm not lying to anybody! he's just my friend! stop singing that stupid rhyme, you are the worst. i knew i shouldn't have told you. look, i'll sleep with charlie, will you shut up now?` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	overtherainbow_ 2012-05-19 04:19 am UTC (link)
	`nope now you have to sleep with timmy. its your mission to get into turner's pants. and then profess your undying love.` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	milkshaking 2012-05-19 04:20 am UTC (link)
	`it is not my mission! there is no undying love! why are you doing this to meeeeee i've done nothing to you` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	overtherainbow_ 2012-05-19 04:21 am UTC (link)
	`how bad are you blushing right now?` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	milkshaking 2012-05-19 04:23 am UTC (link)
	`i'm not blushing at all because there's nothing to blush about. i hate you.` (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)