Mashup Crack

Alternate Universe Drabble Challenge
<b>Character(s):</b> <b>Topic:</b> <b>What's AU:</b> <b>Date/Time:</b> <b>Place:</b>

Make a new entry! No LJ-cut is necessary, since these are only drabbles! If you want to write a bigger (crack) thread, just use the regular coding. Feel free to tag people in these! Suggestions - gender!swap, power!swap, familial!swap, new/different love interest, career!swap, alignment!swap, history changes, etc.

EXAMPLE!
Character(s): Wolverine.
Topic: Laser treatments don't work on self-healing mutants.
What's AU: He's a lady. A hairy, hairy lady.
Date/Time: 2015, summer.
Place: Westchester waxing salon.