I did a google on Hawkeye/Mulcahy, as I often do because I hope to suddenly find a treasurechest of H/M M*A*S*H vids or fanfic that the Internet has been hiding from me (don't lie: you do this too) and I found an entry for Mulcahy on Myspace.

Fr Francis J. Mulcahy.

I was reading it with a certain amount of enjoyment until I got to Who I'd like to meet: "I would love to get to Rome someday to meet Pope Benedict XVI- a great man this is- the former Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger" and I thought no way. Father Mulcahy would want to meet Pope Rat, formerly head of the Inquisition? (Granted, when I think of Mulcahy staying in the Church, I assume he'd be a founder member of Dignity...) I can imagine Mulcahy wanting to meet Pope John Paul II, though Pope John Paul I was probably more his kind of person, but... Pope Rat?