001 [Video]
[Welcome message has been read, somewhat processed and now comes the reaction time]
I think you've got the wrong slayer. I'm Buffy [Significant pause]
The blonde one [Another significant pause]
You know...the good one?
[Oh and there's a nose scrunch and her 'uh oh well I might have done something wrong' look]
Is this about Sunnydale? Because the town was full of vampi-asbestos. And okay it sort of destroyed the mall and that's definitely on the side of bad but everyone had already left...because of the asbestos.
...Are you sure you're not some freaky deaky demon sealed in a book by monks a hundred years ago because been there, done that and this doesn't look good for you.