[Suddenly, quite dramatically as usual, one Eridan Ampora barges his way into Cain's personal movie theater (aka the shelter common room) dressed in this outfit. Which, to him, is as close as he can ever get to a Commissar outfit much like Cain's own, it even includes the ridiculous hat that Cain always wears when he's trying to be serious around the prison.]
Excuse me, rude, why weren't you at the ball? We were going to match and everything tonight!