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Only Americans have this "fantasy" category where only unicorns and dragons and aliens go. AND YOU TOUCHED ME! THAT'S WHY THERE'S COOTIES YOU SEE.
[makes a giant leap and sits on his shoulder this time, peering over]
From the top, your bangs look like a bird's nest. See how it's all raised and puffy and caved in at the center? I would put nice little bluebird eggs there to stay dry and warm!