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Heather's a great name! It's pretty! But, er, it's not actually my name. My real name is Cheryl. I, uh, slipped up before. Sorry. [Wait, why is she apologizing? Back on track!]
Anyway, now that you're here you can't really be a vagabond, right? You would need more room to wander to do that. So now you need to change your name!