Oh, you poor children. The mail is of critical importance! It is the spirit of free and open communication embodied within unassuming paper and ink. It is equality, literacy, justice, and perfection. The mail is a crowning achievement of civilization and a shining beacon of hope for those without it. Each letter is a memory, a journal, a friendly smile made permanent and lasting, to be held and touched and reread for years to come! [She takes a deep breath, as though trying to keep herself calm.]
And for us, here in this prison, it means forming lasting friendships across dimensions, an idea so beautiful and so rarely reproduced!