It's Christmas? Where'd May go? [Was it May? Sure the creepy robot warden makes it snow, but it should be May.]
Stupid warden should know that it's not supposed to be winter, yeah? [It's obvious that she's a little tipsy. She's not a lightweight, but she's use to drinking a lot. Her body weight doesn't help either.]
If it's Christmas, you should be finding some girl and a mistletoe.