[Hesitates, wondering if it is worth explaining just for the sake of going 'I told you it was worse!' ...well, why not? She'll skip the absence of warden crisis part though.]
Last Christmas, a woman created a large number of robots that would trap two people within an impenetrable, shrinking barrier, only releasing them if they shared a kiss. These robots did not care if the two people trapped underneath were friends or enemies, adults or children, and no weapon or manner of escape was effective except for the demanded kiss.