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[Of course death could be the answer! But this isn't the time to argue about it.]
I've read many! Beautiful pieces from the talents of Blake, Wordsworth, Byron, and Keats. Maybe I can take something from their work and send it on to Sebastian... but how original is that?
Then again, actors merely replicate the works of a writer, do they not? Sometimes they add a little flair here and there... oh!!! I could try that!!
Is there any way I could send myself gift-wrapped? I'm not that heavy for you to carry around.