ACTION WHAT!? Who did that?? Someone named Q? That's awful! What a disgusting little cretin. I'll be sure to stay away from him. Oh, if I had my chainsaw, I'd be paying him a visit -- [Goes off for a while, calming down eventually.]
Sorry about that! I can't tolerate a man who won't treat a lady properly. Anyway, you're the postmaster here? Didn't have that last time I was cooped up in this awful place. Must be nice to be able to send mail... oh, what about love letters? I could send some to Sebastian to try and drag him away from that brat Ciel and notice me instead!! That would be so romantic &hearts