To Alucard
[ This time there is no drawing -- she's been busy! But the letter is printed on computer paper in all the primary colors which the mun is too lazy to HTML code at this late date. ]
1M FROM 4 PL4N3T C4LL3D 4LT3RN14. W3 DONT H4V3 BORD3RS L1K3 S1LLY HUM4N WORLDS DO. WH4T 4BOUT YOU?
OH 4ND 1TS N1C3 TH4T YOUR3 WORR13D. CUT3 3V3N! BUT 1V3 B34T3N UP WORS3 TH1NGS 1N SGRUB SO DONT SW34T 1T
-gallowsCalibrator
[Translation:]
You're pretty smart! Red is the best color, for all things.
I'm from a planet called Alternia. We don't have borders like silly human worlds. Oh and it's nice that you're worried. Cute even! But I've beaten up worse things in Sgrub so don't sweat it