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No... I can use this fucking piece of shit wooden sword just as well!
[Egging Eridan on like this really is the only way to get him to do anything that's good for him, isn't it? Once one realizes this they can get Eridan to do almost anything for them. No wonder Feferi and Vriska seem to have this mastered way before anyone else, they're known him a lot longer and know how to handle him. Too bad one has disappeared and the other only wants to be friends...
Thinking about that, Eridan grips tighter onto the sword in his hands.] Fine, if you want to fight me then I'll humor you!
[Such a dramatic troll he is, holding his sword out towards Cain in such a way as he speaks out, until he holds it like a normal person would and rushes towards him with a determined look. Time for that free swipe to occur now.]