[What the hell is this shit...how are you supposed to eat it? Kurogane is grumbling to himself as he stabs at the pasta on his plate. The fork in his hand looks as awkward as it feels; in all honesty, a caveman would have better luck at eating than he was having.]
[Stab.]
Stay on the damn pokers!
[Kurogane is horrible with any eating utensils that are not chopsticks. As is made readily apparent by the way he's trying to viciously skewer his pasta and somehow failing to keep it on the end of his fork. Stabstabstabstab. Once he's got some of it to stay on there, he attempts to direct the noodles to his mouth. Hope nobody's watching this.]