[Voice | Open] Crimes? I didn’t even kiss her yet! ...Not that I was going to. And that’s not enough to put someone in jail, either! I mean last time I drank one two many appletinis and ended up naked... um... you know what, never mind.
Anyway, nobody better mess with me, my best friend’s wife is from the block and she’ll --
-- oh, hey, a robot! [A monotone imitation of a metallic robot voice] Danger, danger!