[Vash jumps, then is even more surprised to see one of the women from the cafeteria that is... so not a woman. Oh my, this is why towels were implemented.]
Ah! Nonononono! I'm just fine! I'm actually allergic to water so I'll just wait over here until everyone else is done! [Vash backs up to the wall, one hand raised in defense and the other latched onto his protective absorbent piece of linen.