[Laughing.] The fact I'm causing you pain makes this just a little more bearable. The extra fact you sound like you've been here makes me wonder just where you found the time to slack off and get caught.
[Oh, she wants to go there, does she?] What's the matter? Didn't see them coming?
None of this excusess why I can't find my sprite and I can't get to my items. Whoever's responsible for this'll regret leaving me with my cane, though, because I'm about five seconds away from breaking it off in someone's protein chute if I don't get some fucking straight answers.
[A cackle.] Oh, please. Try not to be too jealous over there, will you? Green is not your color...