[Those talents in particular will have to wait until the Joker forms a club of his own.]
[But the ones that were actually said out loud might be useful if they were able to fit into a certain type.]
Our Ouran Host Club fits our customers needs going by a host's type. I am the most popular, the 'prince' type. We also have the cool type, the little devil type, the loli-shota type, the wild type, and the natural rookie. If you can classify yourself into your own specific type, then you might be able to become a host!