You may! [Adjusting her winged hat. Her speech is certainly a passionate one, from the very moment she launches into it:]
The postal system is a fundamental cog in the busy machine of a functioning society! It encompasses all manner of belief and opinion, bringing hope and joy and hatred and sorrow with nothing more than ink written upon unassuming paper. It is the conduit through which transactions are completed, through which news from the Battlefield finds its way to the domestic front, through which friends may gift one another with all manner of presents and parcels! Life and death is conducted through the mail, for it is the lifeblood and building block of communication. And who hear its calling must serve its worthy name with eternal vigilance and absolute loyalty to the principles of privacy, dedication, and honor.