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[A young girl, with a very bored expression, stares into the communicator screen.]
I'll try not to ask too many questions, as many of them were answered in this pamphlet. I'm certain that the questions of 'how' and 'why' have been asked far too often by the confused and sheep-like. It doesn't really matter 'why', because it's already happened.
Neither will I demand to see this Acumen, because I doubt he - or she - will be likely to accept an appeal, though a sensible justice system should have one.
No, what I'll ask of you is simply this: where can I find a pair of knitting needles?