[Sakamoto usually spends his nights at the club, but today he's feeling tired, so he decided to go to bed. He happens to hear Yuuki's voice over the communicator, and she sounds distressed. Otherwise, he would have responded to Greed- Because Sakamoto is always in the club partying it up!]
Ahaha, Yuuki-chan? What is it?
[He tries to think this over for a minute, sleepily, but his tone is still upbeat.]
You didn't get your period for the first time, did you, ahaha, because I don't know how to deal with that, entirely! Oh, wait! Your brother! O-oh, ahahaha, I'm sorry! F-forget I mentioned it, ahahaha! In fact, forget the word entirely! I meant t-the... The punctuation mark! Like a semi-intestine!
[Colon is another word for the large intestine! 8D]
What's your address, ahaha? I'll find you! It's not good for a twelve-year-old to be alone at night!